Chuck Norris

[scitzz]

RIP Douglas Adams......

[Axlander9289]

http://tinyurl.com/8xv5e

This is a good one too. Kudos if you're a big enough nerd to get it.

[skeeters_keeper]

Chuck Norris is going to be the graduation speaker for my school this year (liberty university)... lol.

[jglutz]

FB71 and gdawgs.....Excellent Find! I really enjoyed that!

[gdawgs]

Also funny, just type "chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.

All kinds of fun Chuck Norris factoids. All of which are true of course.

A few of my favorites.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

* When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

* While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

* When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

* If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

[FoxProGT]

ummmm that guy must feel epic loved.

[phantorn]

That was too funny

[GenevaDirt]

lol...I have just watched back to back episodes of Walker Texas Ranger....lol...so I guess I found him....hahaha

[neanderpaul]

Agreed, Awesome! I love the legend of Chuck Norris. :lol:

[KingFish]

Thats feakin' awesome.

[MONSOON]

LOL Im not surprised one bit by that. With as many servers as they have to run that search engine they can set aside just a tiny bit for silly things like that. You can bet theres more like it.

[leapin]

That is hilarious!

[packrat427]

That is a good one :lol: :lol:

I am surprised Google put that on there .

[GenevaDirt]

lmao....that was pretty funny

[FB71]

go to Google, enter in quotes "find Chuck Norris", and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'....