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  • #16
    Would a pair of Depends fit? Old yeller means something else to us older folks.
    I hate being Bi-Polar, it's awesome.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by frogman View Post
      Would a pair of Depends fit? Old yeller means something else to us older folks.
      BAAAHAHAHAHA

      Karl, I like your idea.. just not the way it was used in the other thread about admins and mods here. I like the turn-around, this is getting pretty funny
      Walth

      Festiva #1: 91 Red L 4/5
      http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=27981

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      • #18
        I think the glove dispenser is way better than the tissue, but great thought for the misses car...
        Im not driving a Festiva because I'm poor. I drive a Festiva because i want to!

        Dennis
        93 L Advancedynamics suspension mod, awaiting B6 swap
        91 GL B6 sohc, currently in the hands of DAE undergoing top secret work. Soon to be cable G, with stage 3 F1 Kevlar clutch... To be continued
        93 GL In progress BP/hydro G
        15 Mitsubishi Mirage daily
        88 Dakota tow pig

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        • #19
          Might need to turn it into a tampon despenser for all the negative replys up in here! LOL
          '93 BP-T 57trim TO4E - Coilovers - 13x7 steelies - 175/60 - 48k mi

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          • #20
            Survival trivia:

            Do us a favor. While you're reading this post, forget everything you know about tampons. Today we're going to show you how you can use this common women's product to survive in the wild.


            Tampons make excellent fire starting material!

            Karl
            '93GL "Prettystiva" ticking B3 and 5 speed, backup DD; full swaps in spring!
            '91L "AquaMutt" my '91L; B6 swap/5 speed & Aspire brakes, DD/work car
            '92L "Twinstiva" 5sp, salvage titled, waiting for repairs...
            '93GL "Luxstiva," '94 B6 engine & ATX; needs overhauled
            '89L "Muttstiva," now a storage bin, future trailer project

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            • #21
              They also make impromptu nose plugs to stop bleeding, are great for closing gunshot and stab wounds, among other things.

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              • #22
                load it with the public restroom dispenser stuff.. guaranteed to
                keep a trip with unsuspecting friends interesting!
                Reflex paint by Langeman...Lifted...Tow Rig

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                • #23
                  public.. restroom... dispenser... stuff..

                  like this? http://www.funslurp.com/fart-spray-p...322a105fa7f94e
                  Walth

                  Festiva #1: 91 Red L 4/5
                  http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=27981

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                  • #24
                    nooo... innovative variations of helmets for the soldier...
                    Reflex paint by Langeman...Lifted...Tow Rig

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                    • #25
                      haaaaaaaaaaaa right

                      magic balloons for everyone
                      Walth

                      Festiva #1: 91 Red L 4/5
                      http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=27981

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by walth View Post
                        public.. restroom... dispenser... stuff..

                        like this? http://www.funslurp.com/fart-spray-p...322a105fa7f94e
                        Ha, love the 'speeding cuz I have to poop' sign.

                        There's a guy in his 80's around here with a first-gen S10 with all kinds of mods (he even lowered it), heavy rust, a disability plate, and that on a bumper sticker. Makes me laugh every time. :p
                        White '92 GL 5-speed BP, G series, Aspire/Rio swapped, "Nancy"
                        White '89 LX 5-speed, Aspire swapped, Weber carb
                        1988 LX 5-speed
                        ​​​1993 L 5-speed B8, E series, Aspire/Rio swapped

                        Gone:

                        1986 Chevrolet Sprint 1990 L Plus Auto

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                        • #27
                          just grab a can of that and puncture it before the cop gets up to your car and start freaking out!!

                          Or put a couple cans in the steering wheel to puncture if your buddy wrecks your car. That would be pretty hilarious, how you would set it up might need to be a little creative.
                          Walth

                          Festiva #1: 91 Red L 4/5
                          http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=27981

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Christ View Post
                            I like it... but I'd rather it be a magazine dispenser or something. I planned on gutting a steering wheel to put my extra mags in there someday.
                            Sure. Have an accident, and shoot yourself in the face.
                            In love with a MadScientist!:thumbright:
                            There's a fine line between breathtaking ingenuity and "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!"

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DriverOne View Post
                              Sure. Have an accident, and shoot yourself in the face.
                              With what? A bullet? Inside a steel magazine? Even is any if them did go off, theres nothing to direct the energy. The casing would split and nothing else would happen except maybe a small fire on the steering wheel pad.

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                              • #30
                                Good job ZoomZoom & great idea Karl! LoL I love it but then again I had a little farm hand sewn cover that went over a box for the longest time. Also addicted to mini stick em calenders & coin holders.
                                Send An Invite If Ya Want




                                1991 Ford Festiva GL- Auto

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