You know you drive a festiva when...

[BlueBooger]

I'm not a huge jeff foxworthy fan... but i figured this is always fun to be creative! Feel free to join in!!

You know you drive a festiva when... you have troubles remembering the last tim you filled up your car.

You know you drive a festiva when... You dont know what a 3-point turn is.

You know you drive a festiva when... your spare tire is on a bigger rim then your stock tires!

You know you drive a festiva when... traffic gets bad and you have to hold back from taking the short cut down the sidewalk.

You know you drive a festiva when... Your E-brake sticks everytime you use it.

You know you drive a festiva when... you drive your festiva to the funeral of the Energizer Bunny... cause your car keeps going and going and going...

[Axlander9289]

Nice. Let's keep it going.
You know you drive a Festiva when... You act as your own jack
You know you drive a Festiva when... You refer to power steering and power windows as "Playthings of the rich"
You know you drive a Festiva when... SUV drivers eye you with jealous stares at the gas pump

[Pocket_Rocket]

You know you drive a Festiva when... You can park in that spot that nobody dares to try to park
You know you drive a Festiva when... There's only one windshield washer nozzle on the hood!!!
You know you drive a Festiva when... You get pushed almost 2 lanes across by sidewinds
You know you drive a Festiva when... You you hit your passenger's leg while shifting to fifth

[batstiva]

You know you drive a Festiva when...You wouldn't dream of letting someone else work on it.
You know you drive a Festiva when...You have to keep reminding people that Festivas and Fiestas are two different cars.. :roll:

[FoxProGT]

You know you drive a Festiva when... a group of peeps lift and move your car to an other parking spot

You know you drive a Festiva when... you see a set of headlites in the dark and know its a festiva just by the shape of them

[anomoly40]

You know you drive a festiva when you're too lazy to copy and paste.

http://www.fordfestiva.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=736&highlight=tshirt

[packrat427]

^^ :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: ^^

You know you drive a Festiva when .. you can laugh at stuff like that ..

[stefan]

kinda off the theme but....

you know your a car guy when you have to clean off your white keyboard & mouse with fast orange

[monkeyracing]

I know I'm driving my Festiva when I somehow get to work 10 minutes earlier than when I drive my other car, and it's only a 15 minute drive.

[BlueBooger]

you know your driving a festiva when... you consider cruise control a lazy man function.

you know your driving a festiva when... people call your car "the go-kart"

You know your driving a festiva when... you play cat and mouse and loose them by parking behind a bush.

You know your driving a festiva when... people laugh at you when you say you could beat them at a burnout.

You know your driving a festiva when... People start chanting FESTIVA at a burnout contest.

You know your driving a Festiva when... you can only find one set of tires to fit on your car

[xanthinic12]

You know your driving a Festiva when... more then one person asked how much does it take to fill it up and you can't remember

[Festiva_tunner]

You know your driving a Festiva when... more then one person asked how much does it take to fill it up and you can't remember

no you know that it took exactly 20 dollars and you can run all of this week and the next on it.





You know drive a festiva when people ask you "why in the world would you fix it up?" and you reply "get in lets go for a drive"

[roycehof]

You know your driving a Festiva when... You can rebuild the whole car with a socket wrench set from Wal-mart.

You know your driving a Festiva when... You have spilt a drink in your lap because there are no cup holders

You know your driving a Festiva when... You the pile of stuff you fit in your car is bigger than the car itself

You know your driving a Festiva when... If you ever said "be careful those automatic seat belts were on America's Most Wanted for attempted murder"

You know your driving a Festiva when... The value of the car is dependent on how much fuel is in it

You know your driving a Festiva when... Somebody looks at the speedometer and says "I've never seen a car with over 400,000 miles on it."

You know your driving a Festiva when... Your car hasn't been touched by a mechanic in years.

You know your driving a Festiva when... Your your insurance bill "totals-out" your car.

You know your driving a Festiva when... You can't figure out how to get heat to come out of the vents

[25Horseplay]

You know your driving a Festiva when...all your friends who laughed about it now want one for "gas milage"!

[silver '88]

You know your driving a festiva when.........you stare and drool at escort gts for potential performance gains.