You know you drive a festiva when...

[25Horseplay]

You know your driving a festiva when.........you see an Aspire as a brake upgrade!

[freshtiva]

" You know your driving a Festiva when... Your your insurance bill "totals-out" your car. "

:laughing3:

[festivaWES]

You know your driving a festiva when..... you look out your passenger window to change lanes and relize you realize you don't have a side mirror.

You know your driving a festiva when..... When you can start your car and take your key out of the ignition and the car is still running.

[Festiva_tunner]

You know you drive a festiva when . . . . you drive over an hour in it to pick up parts for it that you then pack the rear, the back seat, the passenger seat and even strap some to the roof.

[geezerstiva]

You know your driving a Festiva when... You can rebuild the whole car with a socket wrench set from Wal-mart.

You know your driving a Festiva when... If you ever said "be careful those automatic seat belts were on America's Most Wanted for attempted murder"

You know your driving a Festiva when... The value of the car is dependent on how much fuel is in it

You know your driving a Festiva when... You can't figure out how to get heat to come out of the vents

:laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3:
THOSE are funny (and true!)

[Unicornasaurus]

You know you drive a festiva when . . . . You can put on straight pipes and still pass emissions

You know you drive a festiva when . . . . Anything higher than 86 Octane is considered performance gas.

[roycehof]

Thought of a couple more as I saw in the paper that a barrel of oil is near $100 a barrel -

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . The value of your car fluctuates depending on crude oil prices.

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . The higher gas price gets the shinier your Festiva gets.

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . The SUV at the gas pump just spent more to fill up than your car cost.

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . You fill-up and can't remember what you paid the last time.

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . Gas prices gets so high, the locking gas door now makes sense

[neanderpaul]

man those are good royce ^

You know you drive a festiva when a dead battery isn't an urgent matter because .......
car in reverse, left foot on the ground, right foot on the clutch, one push, clutch out, clutch in and you are runnin'!

[geezerstiva]

:lol:
thats true!

[lilred]

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . your stock tire size is 155R12
You know you drive a Festiva when . . . .you can unlock and start your car with a screw driver
You Know you drive a Festiva when . . . . you can carry two transmissions at once
You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . you can look at the quarter panel wrong and put a dent in it

[roycehof]

In line with the tire size -
You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . You almost eat your spare tire because you thought it was a chocolate donut.

In line with denting the metal -
You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . You totalled-out your car because you pressed to hard when you were waxing it.

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . You don't have any impact socket small enough to fit the lug bolts.

[Festiva_tunner]

You know you drive a Festiva when . . . . You don't have any impact socket small enough to fit the lug bolts.

I do . . . even though its totally unneeded

[Axlander9289]

I've got one too. Just cant get an 80 ft lb 14mm torque stick anywhere.

[kzbill]

you know your driving a festiva................... when it get better gas mileage than your motorcycle!

[neanderpaul]

^ + 1 :lol: My vmax gets 26 - 31 mpgs!!! :shock: