BUMPER STICKERS

[ejp2fast]

Here is what I am putting on my festy:
"I just filled my car with gas. Now it's worth $32.85"

I want to put this:
"This car is constipated, it hasn't passed a thing all week!"

Others for this car:
Don't laugh, its paid for.
0-60 in 4 minutes!

If anyone has others, please post!

[packrat427]

http://www.cafepress.com/fordfestivacom/1271225

[Dave G]

I want one that says "40+ MPG, That's why!" :-)

[freshtiva]

I want one like this to put on my festiva.

[festivaWES]

I want one that says " Yeah, I know. It's slow"

[GenevaDirt]

I do not know about all you guys...other than Fresh and Dave...I like the positive messages...not the negative.
I don't care what I paid for mine....it's worth a lot to me for the way it just keeps running and running.....
forget constipated... my car is regular...it passes gas stations all day long, and as far as being slow....I think they are pretty peppy even in stock form
I am not knocking my cars...I LOVE THEM!

[batstiva]

Festiva- Because Exxon-Mobil makes enough money already!

Or simply

Don't you wish you had one?

Or

If everyone drove a Festiva, parts wouldn't be so d**n hard to find. :lol:

[xanthinic12]

iwant... ' my karma ran over your dogma'

[gtd2000]

I want one that says "40+ MPG, That's why!" :-)

why not go for 49mpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMyVd4Viik&feature=related

I'd be happy with 29mpg.

<---- this little bugger here only does 24mpg... :evil:

For comparison:
My GF's Saab 92-x does 27mpg with AWD...
My old 240SX did 24~26mpg..

[Kraig]

"50+ MPG...that's why" works for me!!

[FoxProGT]

id want a scrolling marquee License Plate that will show all them messages...
wel....5 of them anyway

http://www.brandsonsale.com/eg-000237.html

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[NovaSS]

On my girl friends festiva

" at $3.00 a gallon laugh at my car now"

[gtd2000]

In the UK with Gas at $8.69 for a US Gallon we'll not be laughing either...

[fastivaca]

How about

0-60? YES!

[gtd2000]

How about

0-60? YES!

Coming from Canada should that not be:

0-60? Eh?