Weight vs. Gas Mileage

[FB71]

she's so fat, she eats 'Wheat Thicks'.

she's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

she's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.

she's so fat, her belly button has an echo.

she's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

[worfdog]

so fat that when at the beach,has trouble hiding the harpoon scars?

[FB71]

she's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets any sun.

she's so fat that when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to drag her back into the water.

[jglutz]

I'm 280lbs, so I feel qualified to make these statements...

275lbs Here.

and that's the only thing my first wife and I had in common....our weights contaned the same three digits....only mine started with a 2

[FB71]

:shock:

[FoxProGT]

man you guys are bad......

tho my wife is just under 100 pounds so i cant say anything to join in

[scitzz]

be glad !!!

[jglutz]

She's so fat.....that when the judge said I was responsible to support her...I replied "Your Honor. In all do respect, unless they open another Home Depot, I won't have enough concrete nor timber to support her" He banged the gavel....laughed....banged the gavel...laughed and called for a recess.

[FB71]

HAH!!!!

A few months ago, while picking up my boys from my ex, she noticed my beard is beginning to turn rather gray. She commented "wow, you could really use some 'Just For Men'." I responded "yeah, well, you could use some 'Jenny Craig'."

[jglutz]

:lol: :lol:

[qaking]

You guys are soooo badd!!

Keep them coming.... :lol:

[25Horseplay]

I am 5'4" and round myself!

[scitzz]

I am wayyy too round..... 6' even and 245 (lost 5 on the last month )