Are you a ricer???

[91blufestiva]

It must be pretty hard to be banned from wikipedia.

I like the find festivaca!

[JPT]

I like the UK term boy racer better. It's ricer plus even more attitude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_racer_(subculture)

It's the "Poser Mobile" car!

[muscle_Car1]

-You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
-You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
-If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a ‘mildly’ modified engine.
-You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
-You push your car through the staging lanes.* That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
-You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
-You upgraded to the "big bore" 2 inch exhaust
-You lose 2 mpg by installing a body kit
-15's are considered HUGE rims
-You can reach back and defrost the rear window by hand
-You purchase and install a body kit, one piece at a time
-Your dad is worried cause you bought a car with less displacement than his lawnmower

Festiva truths

-If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
-Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive
-You will race anyone, anytime, and already know that you will lose
-You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.

yes this is me

-If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand

Hear of the Genesis coupe?

-You think the Del Sol is a sports car...

I mean it is a 2dr 2 seater so its close, but then again the Skyline GTR isnt a sports car either.

-You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.

How much money you got yeah i can get a titanium B3 block if you really want it

[sasquatch]

-If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.

ooo man... im a ricer lol... ive seen some crazy stuff out on the road WAY worse than mine...

[FestYboy]

Skyline GT-R not a sports car? i don't get it, what planet did you come from?

[stefan]

-If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.

ooo man... im a ricer lol... ive seen some crazy stuff out on the road WAY worse than mine...

lol I wouldn't even consider your setup rice... redneck... maybe

[muscle_Car1]

Skyline GT-R not a sports car? i don't get it, what planet did you come from?

Planet Earth my friend its a place full of technicalities.

From wiki

A sports car is a term used to describe a class of automobile. The exact definition varies, [1] but generally it is used to refer to a low to ground, light weight vehicle with a powerful engine. Most vehicles referred to as sports cars are rear wheel drive, have two seats, two doors, and are designed for more precise handling, acceleration, and aesthetics. A sports car's dominant considerations can be superior road handling, braking, maneuverability, low weight, and high power, rather than passenger space, comfort, and fuel economy.

Sports cars are low weight the GTR is 2TON.
The Vette weighs 25% less
A corvette is a sports car, a GTR is a sports sedan like the Audi rs4

[JoDan]

A sports car is a term used to describe a class of automobile. The exact definition varies, [1] but generally it is used to refer to a low to ground, light weight vehicle with a powerful engine. Most vehicles referred to as sports cars are rear wheel drive, have two seats, two doors, and are designed for more precise handling, acceleration, and aesthetics. A sports car's dominant considerations can be superior road handling, braking, maneuverability, low weight, and high power, rather than passenger space, comfort, and fuel economy.

ummm... then a Del Sol is kind of a nice example of a sports car

[muscle_Car1]

ummm... then a Del Sol is kind of a nice example of a sports car

Yeah except for the front wheel drive part...:p

[JoDan]

ok... so its a sports car that can handle better in snow... but can't have the pleasure of non-reverse donuts in the snow:p

[muscle_Car1]

Its a halfling sports car.

[ejp2fast]

Skyline GT-R not a sports car? i don't get it, what planet did you come from?

just saw a white one the other day!!! that is a sweet car! 4, 3" titanium exhaust exits and AWD 480hp twin turbo.. yeah, i think its a sports car..

[chrisofna]

Hey, by that, my MR2 is a sports car! But why is my insurance so low?

[fastivaca]

I have a confession to make.... I painted my brake calipers and drums and upgraded to the "big bore" 2 inch exhaust. Does that make me a ricer?

[sipderdoc]

-You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission


SOMETIMES I DO IT ...

-MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.

Do you mean? EHHH!!!!! JEJEJE