Festiva jokes

[garylau]

So I've owned my Festiva for about a week. When I was leaving the junkyard with my starter I heard, "good luck with that high performance Festiva!". I bought a used battery from a high school autoshop teacher who said, "I thought you were supposed to throw those cars out when the battery died. I mean, you wouldn't refill a Bic, would you?". I thought that one was pretty funny. Then there were the jokes from friends. No offense taken, I find it funny myself and I know it was just good-natured ribbing.
So I was thinking to myself that some of you guys must have heard 'em all. What's the funniest comment anyone has made about your Festiva?

[The_Collector]

"Where's the pull start on this thing?"

[KingFish]

'What do you feed the gerbils?'

[MONSOON]

Wheres the wind up key?

[Ogrestiva]

I'll give you a push-start...put it in H!

[festymick]

how many lawns do you mow each week?

[CHills]

I just got one today believe it or not!

One person at work asked me:
Do you put your Motorcycle in the back of your Focus? (I have a Rebel 250 = Small)

Then someone else said:
No! He puts his Festiva on the back of his Motorcycle!

[freshtiva]

HA ! I get it everyday. I act like it bothers me so they all( in good nature ) kid me at work about it. One guy ask me today, "what color?" I said " blue". Ive got the FFC calendar hanging in my work area. They all know about the festivas !!!! Truth be known, they all want one.

[KingFish]

I'll give you a push-start...put it in H!

Oh man, I love that one!

[Speedbird]

I've heard "I didn't know Ford handed out samples" a few times.

[BUSTIVA]

"That is the fastest power rangers lunch box I've ever seen!"

[BUSTIVA]

Another one was about my red one.

One of my friends said it looked like a happy meal box, and I replied with "why don't you reach on in and grap yourself a treat!" :p

[sasquatch]

i heard two of my co-workers talking and they said that i just where it on a chain around my neck lol. and i allways get "wow that thing is small, how do you fit in that thing?" or "do you sit in the back seat when you drive?" and i ALLWAYS get coments about my lights lol...

[festymick]

"That is the fastest power rangers lunch box I've ever seen!"

OMG, i near weed my pants reading this one!

[ejp2fast]

"Where's the pull start on this thing?"

'What do you feed the gerbils?'

how many lawns do you mow each week?

"That is the fastest power rangers lunch box I've ever seen!"

Those are all GREAT!!! The guys I work with all drive older cars (one drives a '87 323) so I really don't get jostled too much...
But I get laughs when i drive around with my clown wig and big red nose!