Festiva jokes

[JoDan]

"You know you're not supposed to drive a car on donuts like that"
"That looks like my fourwheeler with a rainguard on it"

[Slyder]

Well i cant remember anyone ever making jokes about my car. But the girls i work with are all like "awwww its so cute!"

[hawkdoc60]

I get asked how many squirrels do I have to power it. I refer to it as my high performance machine. LOL Oh and one guy at work told me he had an old 7 hp Briggs & Stratton engine if I needed a new engine for it.

[deathegg]

One I heard last year:
"what do you call a Festiva at the top of a hill?"
" A miracle!"

The other day at work we got something wrapped in a giant rubber band. My co-worker held it up in the air and said "look! I took the engine out of Mark's car!"

[fastivaca]

"Don't park too close to a grocery cart return, someone might mistake your car for one". (I have the spoiler/grocerycart handle on mine)

[Sparky]

The guys at work used to comment on me "getting to work and taking my car off".

Another time I was at work and talking about Festivas and two dudes walked up on the conversation. One said to the other, "Pat's always waxing poetic about that danged car." The other one replied, "That car's so small, he has to wax haiku about it!"

[EightZero]

I got this one a few years back: "My barbecue has more horsepower than that thing!"

[jglutz]

Honey...I went thru your check book the other day...did you just pay more for bike tires (the kid's mongoose) than tires for your Festiva?

A true story.

[garylau]

I didn't expect to get this good of a response. Some of those were great. Today the 12 year old neighbor girl said "Is that a lawn mower or a motorcycle or what?"

[cheetah85]

Ford "FIESTA"

I know this has happened to every FESTIVA owner several times.

I have had several older folks say to me: "I owned one of those little cars like yours back in the 70's. I think they called it a FIESTA".

How in the world can you mistake a FESTIVA for a FIESTA.

Go Figure.

[freshtiva]

I over heard a couple of old men talking about my car when it was parked in front of a store one day. The first old man said " that's a really small car "... the other old man said
" if that car was any smaller that fellow would be walking. "

[geezerstiva]

i get the flinstone mobile a lot. like "so where's the hole for your feet?"

[Ogrestiva]

"Hey! What's with the moving speed-bump?"

[FB71]

I over heard a couple of old men talking about my car when it was parked in front of a store one day. The first old man said " that's a really small car "... the other old man said
" if that car was any smaller that fellow would be walking. "

frickin' PRICELESS!!!!

[deathegg]

A man walks into an auto parts store.
"I'd like to get an oil filter for my Festiva" he says.

The clerk responds, "Ok...sounds like a fair trade".