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  • Another Festiva encounter (Short story)

    Yesterday I was driving down I-35 from Duluth when I see a small HB pulled off the side of the highway. As I got closer I realized my eyes REALLY where viewing a nice looking, red festiva, with two rather nice looking females standing next to it. I darted across the lanes (no one was around) and put on my hazards. They had a front drivers flat. Looking like a good opportunity to be a hero, I got ready to change the tire. I placed the stock festy wrench on the bolts and kicked them with my boot (my typical way of breaking the rust off)...

    THOSE SUCKERS WOULD NOT BUDGE!!!!

    All four where so rusted in place I ended up bending the wrench around like a corkscrew. Of couse this was one of the only times I didn't have my bag o's tools with me. As much as I wanted to save the day for these nice ladies (a middle-age mom and her fine teenage off-spring) I was completely stumped.

    So I left them to call a tow truck, who hopefully didn't take too much advantage of the situation....bummer...

    I did mention our site. It would have been nice to get that tire changed and have them show up here raving about yours truly....but oh well.

    FX
    Because....45 MPG.

  • #2
    Nice try, FX.......
    1989 Red L- The Baron
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    • #3
      Watch, now they will come online, see this thread, and go, wow, that guy was trying to impress us? LOL!!!!
      -Josh R

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      • #4
        Better luck next time

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        • #5
          Were they redheads? LOL
          http://www.cardomain.com/id/hawkdoc60

          01 Chevy Impala 9C1 police package "Unnamed yet". 154K
          88 LX 5 speed "Silver PHOENIX" Currently being rebuilt inside and out. 400K
          88 L 4 speed "Cherry Bomb" saved from the car crusher just in time. 186K
          06 Ford F-150 Pickup Replacement for my 2001 Impala Cop Car that lunched its engine.

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          • #6
            LOL 2 fine ladies stranded with a flat tire... DUDE porno's start out like that... then there some tacking like like "let me bust out my wrench n get to work on dis" LMAO... sorry couldn't resist.
            Festy 91L - 210K "Team Festy"
            00 VW Passat 1.8T - sold
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            • #7
              Originally posted by steelcurtain4386 View Post
              LOL 2 fine ladies stranded with a flat tire... DUDE porno's start out like that... then there some tacking like like "let me bust out my wrench n get to work on dis" LMAO... sorry couldn't resist.
              I can almost hear the "chicka-chicka-bow-wow" music startig in the background. LOL
              http://www.cardomain.com/id/hawkdoc60

              01 Chevy Impala 9C1 police package "Unnamed yet". 154K
              88 LX 5 speed "Silver PHOENIX" Currently being rebuilt inside and out. 400K
              88 L 4 speed "Cherry Bomb" saved from the car crusher just in time. 186K
              06 Ford F-150 Pickup Replacement for my 2001 Impala Cop Car that lunched its engine.

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              • #8
                lmao, hes exactly right about the porn "well i wish we had some way of repaying you" lol

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