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    Per Yahoo
    it is the ....

    Aspire


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    Not a user of drugs or alcohol, Just addicted to Festiva's

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    Last edited by resuwrecked; 12-15-2009, 09:17 PM. Reason: i cant post right...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Yahoo!
      It's pretty safe to say that many drivers' dream cars fall under the category of sports car or luxury auto; few children hope to one day spend their commuting hours behind the wheel of a 63-horsepower subcompact hatchback. When Ford slapped the Aspire name on the back of this car, they were basically saying: "Yeah, even our car knows you wish you were driving something cooler.
      lol

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      • #4
        I like jalopniks top tens alot more, this one was kinda crappy.
        Current cars:

        1993 Ford Festiva 5-Speed - Festiclese III - Cousin of the Banhammer - "The Jalopnik Car"
        1984 Toyota Cressida - 2JZGE Swap, Turbocharged.
        2013 Mazda Mazda2 - Exhaust and Wheels (the daily)
        2002 Toyota Tundra - V6/Auto/2WD - The Tow Vehicle.

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        • #5
          lol....i like the Ford Probe!!
          Amazing Amanda

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bebandit View Post
            It aspires to be a real car....

            I remember when the Japanese were trying to decide on what to name a Palm Pilot-like device, they were thinking of calling it the Hand Job, I kid you not! Then someone explained what that meant in English, so they didn't use that name. I wish they had; can you imagine all the great double-meaning comments?

            And then there was the Chevy Nova--which in Spanish means "doesn't go".
            Last edited by TominMO; 12-15-2009, 10:57 PM.
            90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
            09 Kia Rondo--a Festy on steroids!

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            • #7
              Bah!

              The Mazda Scrum should be #1 in the worst named vehicle ever!

              I want one not only because it's the "festiva" of pick-ups, but because the name is hilarious.

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              • #8
                I think the subaru brat isa actually a pretty good name for the car.
                '97 Aspire

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Americanclassicg View Post
                  I think the subaru brat isa actually a pretty good name for the car.
                  Me too! Perfect fit. Fans of the car love it....
                  Because....45 MPG.

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                  • #10
                    How about the Lacrosse? There is a reason it's called an Allure in Canada...

                    A Lacrosse if French for Palm Pilot:glasses8:
                    I will NOT drive a minivan

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