Best description on ebay of an Aspire ever!

[darkdan]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-Aspire-this-is-not-Your-Dream-Car-NO-RESERVE-1994-Ford_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6226QQitemZ4599636583QQrdZ1

[25Horseplay]

That is funny!

[Safety Guy]

I thought it was kinda cruel.

(I was laughing though. And thinking I'd love to have that car to put in a BP!)

Karl

[darkdan]

BP? Why?

It has like 37k miles on it. Time to wear that thing out. That thing could last me until at least 2017

[batstiva]

Amazing. Never seen someone try so hard to not sell a car. :roll:

Even More Amazing. He has 20 bids.

Perhaps he's working a little reverse psycology...If that's how you spell that.

[EVOGUN]

Hope it sells for $1000 bucks and is WTF? Wait till he says why is gas seem so much more expensive now, than when I had that Blue wreak! HMmm...

Thanks :wink:

[oxbrain]

I like how he says the rear seat doesn't fold flat. The bottom of the seat has to fold foward first, the guy didn't do that.

[Guest]

Well I didn't think it was funny.. I think the owner is retarded. He could have sold that in his local paper for 1000 easy and had his money a hell of allot faster.. And I hate when idiots dis these little cars. Less than 40k and he's saying the cv's will be gone in a few months?? Abuse abuse abuse..

"I thought, "at least it's a Ford," until I found a sticker in the door jamb that reveals it was manufactured by Kia. So, it's not really by the makers of the Mustang (a stallion!) and the F350 (a letter and three numbers!), but the Rio ("male river" in Spanish)."

This proves it... This guy is an absolute moron. Surely he has replaced it with some cookie cutter macho man car/truck that gets 12mpg.

Besides, that poor Aspire deserves a chance to have an owner that appreciates the fact that they get damn good gas mileage and have an average lifespan of more than 200k.

Pittsburgh.. huh PGH you should buy this car..

I have asked if he is a retard.. surely he won't reply..