Funny Festiva add in Quebec (french only)

[js_og]

Hello all,

Especially funny for Quebekers, check it out:

http://www.lespac.com/vehicules/autos/mascouche/d-ford-festiva-LPaZZ22872361WWcpZZ26WWgrZZ12

[1988festivazoom]

Ford saleen lol. 1.1 liter 3 cylinder! Lmfao!

[PhoenixSHO]

ITs been there for quite a while , that guy must think its funny. Im not sure how to take it , unsure if its a bad joke or he has really a festy for sale....

[walth]

what is he saying at the end? possible trade for porshe?

[bravekozak]

Google translate

Belle of the past performance insupconné. The winter tire is about 100 000 km in the body so it is over but it may include a nail in the timber sale ... Vehicle always stored outside the winter. The oil change is probably because there has never been done. Vehicle transmission with sequential 7-speed Shimano landed the last 3. Sunroof not working, the windshield washer reservoir is empty but non-trouer.peut come with MOMO mags on request, but the mags are split! Can also come with a full tank with a supplement of $ 50! remote starter (wire) included except the thread! the spair was not found but may be replaced by a wooden ski. Buyer (seriously) only collection vehicle porsche cayenne Exchange accepted or FX50
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[JPT]

I love the description when the page is run through Google Translator:

Exterior color: Green Hospital

Interior color: Orange

[walth]

so is this a hilarious joke? no spare...but I'll give you a wooden ski. ha

[js_og]

I love the description when the page is run through Google Translator:

Exterior color: Green Hospital

Interior color: Orange

That's not Google Translator, that's really what he wrote.

Lemme translate it all :

In the intro, the guy states it's a compact, manual, 3 cyl car with 1.1L Motor running on natural gaz, having 322 222KM. A 4 door Sedan 4 passenger with AC.

Exterior Color: Green hospital
Interior: Orange
Offer: for sale
Exchange possibility: Yes

General description:

"Belle d'Autrefois" generally refers to antique cars around here. So Belle d'Autrefois with unsuspected performances. Winter tires have around 60K Miles so they're done but I can include wood nails in the sale. In winter, car was always stored outside. Oil change is probably needed because it has never been done. Comes with a sequential transmission 7 speeds "Shimano" the last 3 gears slip. Sunroof non-functionnal. Windshield washer fluid tank is empty but leak-free. Could come with MOMO mag wheels on demand, but they're cracked. Coul also come with gaz fullup, managing a 50$ supplement (btw that's more expensive than a fullup here). Remote starter (wired) included, missing the wire. Cant find the spare but could be replaced with a wooden ski. Only serious offers please. Vintage vehicule. Trading accepted for a Porsche Cayenne or Infiniti FX50.

[walth]

that is pretty awesome