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    Here it is 2 am in the morning, I have been up the last hour or so unable to sleep. Today someone is coming to pick up my gray car and take it to its new home. I am happy to see it go to someone I know is going to take care of it, and not really stressed at all to see it go. The Festiva gods on the other hand are not happy.

    Started last night when I know exactly where I put the tool to take off the locking lug nuts on the car. I have to swap the wheels before it gets picked up and now the tool is no where to be found.

    Next the beautiful warm weather is turning cold. Constant 50 mph wind all night long, a sign of things to come?

    I just got back inside from chasing the car cover that was protecting another festiva outside all winter long. The wind has stretched it out and whipped it down the street. That was fun

    The Festiva gods are putting up a fight....man I am tired.

    Logan

  • #2
    Yes, the Festiva Gods are upset at you. To appease them, you'll need to build another just as nice.
    Festiva: Because even my dog can build a Honda.
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    '90 L. B8ME/Kia Rio 5 speed. Rio/Aspire suspension swap. :-D
    '81 Mustang. Inline 6, Automatic.
    '95 Eagle Summit Wagon. 4G64 Powered.

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    • #3
      yup sounds like sellers remorse, sleepless nights etc. good luck finding that wrench.
      An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it.

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      • #4
        Same here when you pulled away with the shell of the Pimptiva... :\
        Simon - pimptiva.com

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        • #5
          Don't worry Simon this car is going to someone who will, I am sure take even better care of it and improve on it.

          I will let the new owner speak up when he gets it, and I will post some fairwell pictures as it goes.

          Logan

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          • #6
            And no matter how many times you try to tell the Festiva Gods that the car is going to a good, loving home, they still pour out their wrath on you, eh?

            Good luck finding that wrench.

            Dumb thieves go to prison, smart ones go to work for the Government.

            1988 L - 232K miles Batstiva
            1989 L - 247K miles Slick
            1990 L - 281K miles Orphan Annie
            Let the hoarding begin!! :mrgreen:

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            • #7
              If the Festiva Gods wrath becomes too unbearable there's alway sepuku!
              I can send you a wakizashi for a small fee!:evil2:
              '93 Blue 5spd 230K(down for clutch and overall maintanence)
              '93 White B6 swap thanks to Skeeters Keeper
              '92 Aqua parts Car
              '93 Turquoise 5spd 137K
              '90 White LX Thanks to FB71

              "Your God of repentance will not save you.
              Your holy ghost will not save you.
              Your God plutonium will not save you.
              In fact...
              ...You will not be saved!"

              Prince of Darkness -1987

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              • #8
                ^I have no clue what you are talking about?

                Oh wait is that where you kill yourself on a battlefield to avoid shame? I will let you try it first

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                • #9
                  Actually, its after you've had your butt kicked on the battlefield!
                  I should think you'd know by now I'm shameless.
                  Just trying to help by offering you a way out of your misery and to appease the Festiva Gods!
                  '93 Blue 5spd 230K(down for clutch and overall maintanence)
                  '93 White B6 swap thanks to Skeeters Keeper
                  '92 Aqua parts Car
                  '93 Turquoise 5spd 137K
                  '90 White LX Thanks to FB71

                  "Your God of repentance will not save you.
                  Your holy ghost will not save you.
                  Your God plutonium will not save you.
                  In fact...
                  ...You will not be saved!"

                  Prince of Darkness -1987

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pu241 View Post
                    If the Festiva Gods wrath becomes too unbearable there's alway sepuku!
                    I can send you a wakizashi for a small fee!:evil2:
                    this is of course a last and final result
                    Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy an taste great with katsup!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mattman View Post
                      this is of course a last and final result
                      That is true, and for most members it shouldn't even be considered!
                      But, there are a special few that such a measure should be considered with every decision they make.
                      Preferably before they breed!
                      '93 Blue 5spd 230K(down for clutch and overall maintanence)
                      '93 White B6 swap thanks to Skeeters Keeper
                      '92 Aqua parts Car
                      '93 Turquoise 5spd 137K
                      '90 White LX Thanks to FB71

                      "Your God of repentance will not save you.
                      Your holy ghost will not save you.
                      Your God plutonium will not save you.
                      In fact...
                      ...You will not be saved!"

                      Prince of Darkness -1987

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