Festy Slogans

[Damkid]

I find the OP's pic to be HILARIOUS!!!!

And I don't understand the whole "Oh God!! You're license plate is showing!!!"

Big whoop!!! Last I checked, they were on the OUTSIDES of cars where they can be readily read and seen by ANYONE and EVERYONE....

Hey some people care about having their plates showing online, I obviously don't care cause my plate is in my signature :p

[rakfint]

haha good work peeps, keep the ideas coming!

[eurotiva]

Festiva SUV.....Small Utility Vehicle

[crazyrog17]

I still like

"I'd rather drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow!"

[Motoxpress]

Festiva because I have nothing to compensate for!!

[Motoxpress]

Keep laughing gas prices are still going up!

[rakfint]

Festiva : Good things come in small packages

[Motoxpress]

Festiva 20 years old and still better mileage than a Hybrid

[mudder]

Make up a tee shirt that says, "Harleys are for Sissies." and go to the bar on a saturday night.
I decided this would be funny after seeing some of the gross Harley shirts out there.
The other day I saw a potbellied yuppie biker with a shirt that said " If you can read this, the B*tch fell off." He came into the restraunt and sat down next to nun.
What kind of Man would wear something that crass in public?
I want a Caterham 7 with a Hayabusa engine.

http://www.super7cars.com/Super7_Hayabusa_Caterham.html

[Zanzer]

What kind of Man would wear something that crass in public?

ME :mrgreen:

[neanderpaul]

Festiva because I have nothing to compensate for!!

Perfect!!

[lanemeyer14]

ME :mrgreen:

Haha. I remember back in my skating days I wanted that shirt that had a picture of elvis on it and it said "Elvis had a stinky butt". Then back in high school soccer days I wanted the shirt that had a picture of jesus blocking a shot on goal and said "Jesus saves!"

[Zanzer]

^^ Hahaha!! Awesome! That sounds like a few of mine You should see some the shirts I have. I'd have to post what they say in the Arena. Most of them are music related and you've heard what I listen to at the shop LOL

[0z0ne]

Here are a few rough things i've thought of, feel free to edit! But don't take all the credit! Lol.


1)
KBB value: 700$
Cost per fill up: 30$
Driving the smallest, most indestructible car in the world (FORD): priceless


2)
You know what they say about small cars?


3)
My passion for her is fire red, and she's fair as the ocean blue.
I'm talking about my Ford Festiva, what else is new?

4) One cannot simply walk into Mordor, drive a Festiva instead!


5) I'm a Festiva, therefore I am.


6) Here's something about me
I am only one, but I'm also three
Ford+Mazda+Kia
Can only equal Festiva!

7)
Cars on steroids nowadays maybe able to carry huge loads, but the package on this baby....well, need I say more?

8)
HALT! ....FestivaZEIT!


I'll think of some more!

[rockin86ranger]

haha i got a perfect one but i have to wait to get my running so i can be the first one with it