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  • Festiva story on theonion.com

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/are...om-high,27975/ There was another one a couple years ago. I'll try to find it.

  • #2
    Lol
    1990 White L-Plus 5-speed rust-machine
    Scrapped

    1991 Blue L 5-speed
    daily driver, intermittent project

    1993 rustless wonder
    A shell, awaiting suspension, brakes, and B6T

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    • #3
      I call total crap... He didn't look that big to have to try that hard to get in, and honestly, why would the seat belt snap once he turned the key on? Let alone have the hatch open! The hatch doesn't open electronically at all!
      -Josh R

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      • #4
        They stuff like that on the onion as a form of satire.
        89 Festiva L Carby 4 Speed... RIP. Evicted and Scrapped. I HATE MY FAMILY
        94 aspire 3 door Red -- Former BP, V6 KLDE swap underway! RIP... Rotted and Flooded out...
        2012 Mazda 2 Touring 5 Speed... It's Very, Very, Very green... Daily Driver
        1964 Barracuda 360 V8 Push Button 904 Auto, New Money Pit

        Facebook Me!

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        • #5
          somebody ought to try and contact him - he may be listed and if not, through CL maybe?
          admit nothing - deny everything - make accusations

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          • #6
            Originally posted by loknlode View Post
            somebody ought to try and contact him - he may be listed and if not, through CL maybe?
            It's fake. Like posted earlier, it is all satire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UtRNCztVI

            Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.For More Breaki...
            Last edited by Eaglefreek; 04-20-2012, 01:07 PM.
            Rick
            1993 Ford Festiva
            1986 AMC Eagle Wagon 4.2L/4.0L head, AW4,NP242, Chrysler 8.25" rear. SOLD
            1981 AMC Eagle Wagon-As Seen on TV Lost In Transmission
            2000 Ford E350

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            • #7
              Yeah, the onion is not reality, it is a joke site
              Contact me for information about Festiva Madness!
              Remember, FestYboy is inflatable , and Scitzz means crazy, YO!
              "Like I'm going to suggest we do the job right." ~Fecomatter May 28 2016.

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              • #8
                http://www.theonion.com/search/?q=festiva Here's a slew of Onion.com stories featuring some Festiva-driving stoner.

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