Not sure how many of you know.... But my wife and I have 3 shelties. We found out a few weeks ago that we will be adding a new member to our family and this is how we told our friends:
							
						
					
							
						
							
						
ccasion5: to the point where you're both :drunken: so you feel like :love6: and she takes you to her couch ohsnap and :bootyshake::booty: then because you're :happy7: she :pottytrain1: and this is :headbang: so you :sex: but it's more like :toothy8: until she's like :director: and then it's :bounce: unless she wants to :blob3: but that ends up feeling like :blob6: after a while so you just :downtown: until she's :tongue3:.  Then one morning she :pukeleft:-what the-:puke: so she calls you all :sad4: and you go :bs: but she's :sad5: so you :pale: but kinda feel :king:, not like some guys who :idea: :cya: because you really are :love5: and so you :lovestory: and raise your :binky:.


 Thanks for that.
							
						
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