destroyed in seconds

[Ford Fester]

The slaying of a perfect suspension swap...

[BUSTIVA]

LOL NO!

Surprised a pack of Festiva enthusiats didn't overthrow the operator and make away with the goods!

[Bert]

Up this way that is the only way you get to see Aspires moving. Shame really but Festy nuts looking for upgrades seem to be even more rare here than Aspires themselves. The local pick and pull won't even put them out on display and instead roll them straight over to the 'big magnet in the sky'. Campbell's soup company must want them real bad.

[georgeb]

The value of them just went up again.

[Oren09]

You have TVs in South Dakota?

[Ford Fester]

Only us lucky ones! Does every pair of boots come with spurs in texas? Also is texas proud of raising a studdering president?

[Oren09]

Only the die hard super conservative republicans speak well of Bush.
To every one else, he is a joke.

At the major yards around here, Festivas and Aspires actually get put on the yard. At the smaller ones, they're probably scrapped immediately.