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  • Picking up Hookers in a Festiva

    Not really, made ya look though :p:p:p
    He said a bad word :nono:

    1990 Festiva
    1987 F-250 diesel-powered
    1984 Ironhead Chopper
    1999 Ducati Monster

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    For a minute i thought you caught me :p :lol:

    1988 323 Station Wagon - KLG4 swapped
    1988 323 GT - B6T Powered
    2008 Ford Escape - Rollover Survivor

    1990 Festiva - First Ever Completed KLZE swap (SOLD)

    If no one from the future stops you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?

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    • #3
      Oh yeah. Rolling around on 12's, wearing my leisure suit. Be like, "Yo baby, what you chargin' for that fiiiiine piece of tail?"

      Atleast that's how I spend MY nights.

      EDIT: And the rear seat folds down. Mmmhm.
      White '92 GL 5-speed BP, G series, Aspire/Rio swapped, "Nancy"
      White '89 LX 5-speed, Aspire swapped, Weber carb
      1988 LX 5-speed
      ​​​1993 L 5-speed B8, E series, Aspire/Rio swapped

      Gone:

      1986 Chevrolet Sprint 1990 L Plus Auto

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      • #4
        they will or may offer a discounted rate because they feel obligated due to your apparent financial distress. I kid, I kid. Lol
        91 Festiva GL "Scrat"
        82 Honda Goldwing GL1100i
        85 BMW 535is "Brunhild"

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        • #5
          If the car is rockin', it's got a flat tire.
          In love with a MadScientist!:thumbright:
          There's a fine line between breathtaking ingenuity and "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!"

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          • #6
            O Snap I didnt even think of this when I was in vegas a couple days ago!
            1991 Auto Ford Festiva " Noel " <-- cuz theres No L in Festiva
            1991 Manual Ford Festiva
            1999 ford f-250 5.4L My gas guzzler.

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            • #7
              What's a hooker?

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              • #8
                It's the thing on the end of your fishing string....... Ya..... That's it

                1988 323 Station Wagon - KLG4 swapped
                1988 323 GT - B6T Powered
                2008 Ford Escape - Rollover Survivor

                1990 Festiva - First Ever Completed KLZE swap (SOLD)

                If no one from the future stops you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by blacklabels View Post
                  O Snap I didnt even think of this when I was in vegas a couple days ago!
                  It's ok, you can still ^V<>^V><ABAB L1 L2.

                  Hooker cheat, Grand Theft Auto: Vegas (Festiva Edition)

                  Be careful that you don't get out of the car before you're done hitting the A button, or she'll take off in your car. That happened to me. :banghead:
                  Last edited by DriverOne; 09-02-2012, 11:50 PM.
                  In love with a MadScientist!:thumbright:
                  There's a fine line between breathtaking ingenuity and "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DriverOne View Post
                    It's ok, you can still ^V<>^V><ABAB L1 L2.

                    Hooker cheat, Grand Theft Auto: Vegas (Festiva Edition)

                    Be careful that you don't get out of the car before you're done hitting the A button, or she'll take off in your car. That happened to me. :banghead:
                    Words to live by for next time!
                    1991 Auto Ford Festiva " Noel " <-- cuz theres No L in Festiva
                    1991 Manual Ford Festiva
                    1999 ford f-250 5.4L My gas guzzler.

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                    • #11
                      Is this thread referring to dead hookers, or just ones that are still alive and tied up? Just asking......no specific reason.....'Cause Festivas are so "unassuming" and non-threatening. Most hookers never suspect that...
                      Well, 'nuff said.
                      Last edited by blkfordsedan; 09-03-2012, 11:32 AM.
                      Brian

                      93L - 5SP, FMS springs, 323 alloys, 1st gen B6, ported head & intake, FMS cam, ported exhaust manifold w/2-1/4" head pipe.
                      04 Mustang GT, 5SP, CAI, TFS plenum, 70mm TB, catted X, Pypes 304SS cat-back, Hurst Billet+ shifter, SCT/Bama tuned....4.10's & cams coming soon
                      62 Galaxie 2D sedan project- 428, 3x2V, 4SP, 3.89TLOC

                      1 wife, 2 kids, 9 dogs, 4 cats......
                      Not enough time or money for any of them

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                      • #12
                        Actually, this isn't that far fetched. The Fella from Costa Rica can do it fairly easily, as he is less than an hours drive from lots of hookers that will get into a Festiva. Gotta love Central America! Hooray for the Beetle Bar in Jaco. lol
                        Also, JT isn't far from the bunny ranch in Carson City, but those girls don't work outside the ranch without more motivation than most Festiva owners can provide.

                        PS, Prostitution isn't legal in Las Vegas county. Gotta drive over to Pahrump for that! Lol

                        Hookers are people too....
                        Driving for me is neither a right nor a privilege. Driving is my passion, as it was for the people who invented the automobile, the people who paved the first roads and the people who continue to improve the automobile. Please respect this passion.

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