Interesting discovery

[dixiehorn festiva]

Back when i was dealing with my local fuzz department cause a couple of perps had broken into my festy, i noticed a keen little whiteboard over the chiefs desk. It had every officer, and the exact times they were on patrol. Best thing is, three daze a week there NO ONE out patrolling. I suggest if you live in a generally small time take your festy to the local PD an see if you can make a great little discovery like i did,
TUESDAY, THURSDAY and Sunday Nites are my new favorite days!!

[25Horseplay]

You plan on breaking a few laws? I'd be careful that they don't have an agreement with a neighboring city to help patrol during those times.

[dixiehorn festiva]

yea the kool thing is the neighboring city has one cop, and he lives three houses down from me, you gotta love living in the sticks