ive tried unscrewing it, that definatley does not work, whats the trick? thanks.
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how many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 to change the bulb, 2 to fling crap at each other.
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how many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
4, you got a freakin' problem with that!?
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how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only 1. She holds the bulb, and world revolves around her.
(married guys know what I mean)
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how many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. they just declare darkness the standard. and if you persist, they tell you its a hardware issue, not their responsibility.
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how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
only 1, but the bulb has to really want to change....
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last one, I promise....
how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only 2. I just can't figure out how they get in there...... :shock:Jim DeAngelis
kittens give Morbo gas!!
Bright Blue 93 GL (1.6 8v, 5spd) (Hula-Baloo)
Performance Red 94 Aspire SE (Stimpson)
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Heard this one from firearms instructor Tom Givens at the Snubby Summit:
How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It won't happen. They'll just pass a law against burnt-out light bulbs and spend the rest of their lives sitting in the dark.
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