the manslator! lol!!

[neanderpaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo&feature=related

[kumalaba]

lol

[skimsucka]

ahhahahahahahah nice share paul

[DrMaxwellEdison]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[devon527]

Every man needs this.... but programmed into their head instead! haha

[DrMaxwellEdison]

Looks like one of those things you use to record new song ideas with while on the go...

[freshtiva]

I can relate to the golf part. Great product, but I'm skeptical. Does it come with a 90 day double your money back guarantee ? Thats important to me.

[sasquatch]

put me down for one lol....

[Gomez]

1. "Fine" – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five Minutes" – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing" – This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. "Go Ahead" – This is a dare, not permission ... Don't Do It!

5. "Loud Sigh" – This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. "That's OK" – This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 'That's OK' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thanks" – A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say 'you're welcome'... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. "Whatever" – Is a women's way of saying: ---- you!

9. "Don't worry about it, I've got it" – Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to word 3

[TominMO]

Even better invention than wheel or fire! Go buy now! Oh wait, can't....

[sc72]

1. "Fine" – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five Minutes" – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing" – This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. "Go Ahead" – This is a dare, not permission ... Don't Do It!

5. "Loud Sigh" – This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. "That's OK" – This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 'That's OK' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thanks" – A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say 'you're welcome'... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. "Whatever" – Is a women's way of saying: ---- you!

9. "Don't worry about it, I've got it" – Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to word 3

Amen Brotha, those are words to live by.

[SuperDaveGulvak]

Funny stuff got a chuckle out of that.......thought of how this last trip to store for lunch fixings went. Girl told me to get "a bag of cheddar and sour cream chips" so I got a bag of cheddar and sour cream chips & picked up a bag of BbQ as well since they were on sale two for $5. Well I got home and found out she wanted a bag of cheddar n sour cream chips AND a bag of sour cream chips. Tried to explain she said a bag of cheddar n sour cream chips not one of each............ahhhhhh was told I should know she meant cheddar n sour cream was one bag of cheddar n sour cream and a plain bag of sour n cream :tongue3:

[Gomez]

You truly should have known. Oh! The humanity!

Just last night I went to Subway for a late dinner. She wrote down what she wanted so I wouldn't forget. The "punkass" girl behind the counter (story in itself) asked "toasted". Not on list so I said no. Then asked if I wanted it in a "combo". Again, not on list so I said no. Go home, set food on counter, serve wife her sandwich, and sit down. Within seconds, "It's not toasted". I said "Not on list, don't start", and I chuckle. Minutes pass as we ate. She finishes sandwich and asks "Where's my cookie?". This time she is pissed. HOLY CRAP! I do what she told me. Nothing more, nothing less but it just isn't good enough. "I" truly should have known. If tables were turned I would be an "asshole".

[TominMO]

Funny stuff got a chuckle out of that.......thought of how this last trip to store for lunch fixings went. Girl told me to get "a bag of cheddar and sour cream chips" so I got a bag of cheddar and sour cream chips & picked up a bag of BbQ as well since they were on sale two for $5. Well I got home and found out she wanted a bag of cheddar n sour cream chips AND a bag of sour cream chips. Tried to explain she said a bag of cheddar n sour cream chips not one of each............ahhhhhh was told I should know she meant cheddar n sour cream was one bag of cheddar n sour cream and a plain bag of sour n cream :tongue3:

You truly should have known. Oh! The humanity!

Just last night I went to Subway for a late dinner. She wrote down what she wanted so I wouldn't forget. The "punkass" girl behind the counter (story in itself) asked "toasted". Not on list so I said no. Then asked if I wanted it in a "combo". Again, not on list so I said no. Go home, set food on counter, serve wife her sandwich, and sit down. Within seconds, "It's not toasted". I said "Not on list, don't start", and I chuckle. Minutes pass as we ate. She finishes sandwich and asks "Where's my cookie?". This time she is pissed. HOLY CRAP! I do what she told me. Nothing more, nothing less but it just isn't good enough. "I" truly should have known. If tables were turned I would be an "asshole".

Since this is not the Arena, I will say that you are both ___holes. By definition--you are males and they are females. It's the price you pay for free sex.

[Gomez]

Omg roflmfao. ok that is enough text talk for me. ^that's pretty funny stuff