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  • "The Count Comes Forward"

    Hello Festiva Owners. Its Randolph here. In my home country I'm known as Count Randolph. I'm having so much fun with this. It always amazes me how some of you blokes can be so pompus. You saw only two photographs of my car and instantly assume i simply stuck on a few badge emblems. I can assure you there is much more to it than that.
    Those of you who found Grace and Favor in my project allow me offer my thanks in the highest regards, for it is said "All Truly Great Minds Think Alike". And for those who chose to dismiss my toy as a Joke and a Hoax, I have $100,000 dollars on a table that says it's got a nice gleaming BMW 325i complete with all it's state of the art German Technology under the bonnet. Are there either of you doubters who will step forward, match funds and counter my offer. Or let's make things easy and allow you as a group of doubters a chance to pool togather your Lunch Money and come to the table. Which will it be: Shall i Count you in, or Count you OUT!!

  • #2
    I like your car....there are a few things that aren't to my taste, but it's still a sweet looking festy! I envy your body kit!
    "Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

    Gone but never forgotten, "Hulkstiva"...http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...ht=progression

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    • #3
      LOL Dont Count on ever getting someone to bet you anything. Just show it off like anyone else would if they had it. Lets see more pics!!1
      Last edited by Biglay5150; 06-01-2009, 04:46 PM.

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      • #4
        Not a fan of the visor, but everythingelse looks good to me.
        Chuck
        Life's a beach, then you marry one---- Shakespeare
        If money will fix it, it's not broken
        91 GL -Ol' Rusty
        93 GL - Lil Red
        91 L - Tweetystiva
        http://www.fuelly.com/car/ford/festi...tfordcat/54176
        http://www.fuelly.com/car/ford/festi...tfordcat/54596

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        • #5
          Sunvisor or no, BMW badges or no, it doesn't matter, the car is nice!
          Festiva: Because even my dog can build a Honda.
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          '90 L. B8ME/Kia Rio 5 speed. Rio/Aspire suspension swap. :-D
          '81 Mustang. Inline 6, Automatic.
          '95 Eagle Summit Wagon. 4G64 Powered.

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          • #6
            I call shenanigans. I think if there was a BMW engine in your car, you would have shown it. And you can't really call a bunch of people who drive low-buck economy cars pompous. It's kind of an oxymoron. Most of the people who stated OPINIONS about your car in your other thread did so in a respectful manner.
            Last edited by garylau; 06-01-2009, 05:34 PM.
            1992 Subaru Legacy
            1988 Chevy Caprice Classic

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            • #7
              Im calling shens on this as well. If youre such a great fabricator, why didnt you rework that visor to fit properly? Instead of just bolting whatever you thought looked good and allowing it to bow in the middle from being too wide to begin with. If you wanted to impress us you shouldve made a point of showing us the engine bay 1st.
              And why exactly are you trying to come off like some Englishman? When your license plate clearly shows youre from Texas!
              Last edited by MONSOON; 06-01-2009, 06:10 PM.
              Search Master - Honorary Member of Midwest Festiva Inc., Gulf Coast Chapter

              Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
              - Unknown
              I don't like superstitious people. They're bad luck. - Serge A. Storms

              If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
              - Quentin Crisp

              God, please save me from your followers!
              - Bumper Sticker

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              • #8
                Gentlemen PLEASE, the key word here is FUN. I have no intentions of turning this into a Slagging Match.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by treetrun View Post
                  ...And for those who chose to dismiss my toy as a Joke and a Hoax, I have $100,000 dollars on a table that says it's got a nice gleaming BMW 325i complete with all it's state of the art German Technology under the bonnet.
                  It's RWD? Because, if it's FRONT wheel drive, I just have to know HOW you fit that engine in there SIDEWAYS with the transmission.

                  By the way, what exactly are you doing for a trans?

                  Underhood pics, please.
                  Last edited by JPT; 06-01-2009, 06:27 PM. Reason: Need to see pics
                  Festiva: Because even my dog can build a Honda.
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                  '90 L. B8ME/Kia Rio 5 speed. Rio/Aspire suspension swap. :-D
                  '81 Mustang. Inline 6, Automatic.
                  '95 Eagle Summit Wagon. 4G64 Powered.

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                  • #10
                    If i were to put a under engineered "Broken Motor Works" engine in my festiva, i would of atleast started with a platform that has decent power. M3 only carries 333hp and even at those numbers a built bp can do that....

                    You didn't even take the time to mold the tail finisher into your hatch, what make you think i believe anything else about your ride..?

                    I got a feelling I'll be reading the thread "those who came before you"....maybe i could be wrong.
                    Last edited by festivaWES; 06-01-2009, 08:41 PM.
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                    • #11
                      I AM having fun! Actually I was willing to let that 1st thread die a dignified death. Then you just had to start this thread and post that tripe about having a 2.5 ltr engine in your Festiva.Under the bonnet NO less! When anyone with 40/40 vision could even see youve got STOCK exhaust and drivetrain under that car.
                      You sure as heck didnt bolt a BMW 2.5 to a Festiva trans.
                      Search Master - Honorary Member of Midwest Festiva Inc., Gulf Coast Chapter

                      Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
                      - Unknown
                      I don't like superstitious people. They're bad luck. - Serge A. Storms

                      If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
                      - Quentin Crisp

                      God, please save me from your followers!
                      - Bumper Sticker

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                      • #12
                        I think its great that we all buld these cars different. If we didn't it would be boring!
                        Brian
                        http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2274977



                        93 GL modyfied!!!
                        :fish:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MONSOON View Post
                          I AM having fun! Actually I was willing to let that 1st thread die a dignified death. Then you just had to start this thread and post that tripe about having a 2.5 ltr engine in your Festiva.Under the bonnet NO less! When anyone with 40/40 vision could even see youve got STOCK exhaust and drivetrain under that car.
                          You sure as heck didnt bolt a BMW 2.5 to a Festiva trans.
                          Inline 6.

                          In a Festiva?!?

                          It would HAVE to be rear wheel drive.
                          Festiva: Because even my dog can build a Honda.
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                          '90 L. B8ME/Kia Rio 5 speed. Rio/Aspire suspension swap. :-D
                          '81 Mustang. Inline 6, Automatic.
                          '95 Eagle Summit Wagon. 4G64 Powered.

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                          • #14
                            Thats true. There are many great ideas that others have used on their cars. Some of them I fully intend to incorporate on Crusher and some of them I won't.

                            I believe BMW has a 2.5 v6 also. Either way it aint bolting to a Mazda trans, I dont care how great you are at ginsu engineering.
                            Last edited by MONSOON; 06-01-2009, 08:58 PM.
                            Search Master - Honorary Member of Midwest Festiva Inc., Gulf Coast Chapter

                            Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
                            - Unknown
                            I don't like superstitious people. They're bad luck. - Serge A. Storms

                            If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
                            - Quentin Crisp

                            God, please save me from your followers!
                            - Bumper Sticker

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                            • #15
                              Post more pics, don't be shy.

                              Not crazy about the shade but the rest of the car looks real good. Any interior work done?

                              BP Festiva http://www.cardomain.com/ride/723319 - SOLD
                              BPT Festiva www.cardomain.com/ride/2260009 - SOLD
                              BPT GTX www.cardomain.com/ride/2436495 - SOLD
                              New GTX - http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3294846/ - SOLD

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