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  • #16
    Originally posted by Advancedynamix View Post
    Daniel, this is awesome! Also, your tail pipe is out of control!
    that was a long time ago lol when it had a b3. the exhaust was turned to "smoke" the competition, literally
    1991 stiva.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Advancedynamix View Post
      FOR SALE: red Ford Festiva. Runs great, great gas mileage, New tires, spark plugs. Comfortably seats 6 with optional removable third row seating. Will consider trades for firearms or rotty pup. Serious inquiries only, no joyrides, tire kickers or funny business on the couch ( just had the cushions dry cleaned).

      Call Jenny 867-5309

      this....

      that is all......


      Mike, AKA the sasquatch
      1990 LX, bp+T/g25mr, 9psi dynoed at 194HP, turbonetics t3/to4e 57trim, haltech E6X standalone, 550cc injectors, turbosmart wastegate, synapse BOV, walbro 255 fuel pump, aeromotive FPR, AEM wideband, 3 inch exhaust, huge FMIC, 9LB flywheel, 6 puck clutch and way more parts that im forgetting i installed lol...

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      • #18
        Hi I'm calling about the luxury Festiva does that have the rare fold out bed option?
        1991 stiva.

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        • #19
          Which cost more? Guess right and win both!

          Sent from the bathroom via crapatalk.
          91 L 5sp "The Silver Bullet" B6, Brake/Susp Swapped Build Thread
          92 L 5sp "Red" RIP
          95 Grand Prix SE DD
          Wife's Stuff:
          89 L 5sp "Carby Car"
          97 Aspire auto "Pink Panther"
          Build Thread

          Spring 2013 IndyStiva:
          http://www.fordfestiva.com/forums/sh...eet-April-20th

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DriverOne View Post
            Sofa, so good.
            For this you must die! Expect ninjas soon (not that you will notice them, of course).


            Q: How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb?
            A: No one knows.
            Last edited by TominMO; 07-25-2012, 02:57 PM.
            90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
            09 Kia Rondo--a Festy on steroids!

            You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality--Ayn Rand

            Disaster preparedness

            Tragedy and Hope.....Infowars.com.....The Drudge Report.....Founding Fathers.info

            Think for yourself.....question all authority.....re-evaluate everything you think you know. Red-pill yourself!

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            • #21
              And here is the lovely couple in their brand new 1988 Ford Festiva with an also brand new sofa from 1988.
              Current cars:

              1993 Ford Festiva 5-Speed - Festiclese III - Cousin of the Banhammer - "The Jalopnik Car"
              1984 Toyota Cressida - 2JZGE Swap, Turbocharged.
              2013 Mazda Mazda2 - Exhaust and Wheels (the daily)
              2002 Toyota Tundra - V6/Auto/2WD - The Tow Vehicle.

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              • #22
                Grandma died and all she left me was her sofa..... Really Gram?
                Driving for me is neither a right nor a privilege. Driving is my passion, as it was for the people who invented the automobile, the people who paved the first roads and the people who continue to improve the automobile. Please respect this passion.

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                • #23
                  Alright.... lets grab the matching chair now.
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                  Nancy- 1.8L BP, aspire swap, g-trans
                  The Adventures of Nancy! Build Thread
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                  My Musica! Click me!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by TominMO View Post
                    Q: How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb?
                    A: There is no light bulb.
                    Better.
                    In love with a MadScientist!:thumbright:
                    There's a fine line between breathtaking ingenuity and "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!"

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                    • #25
                      ^^ Now you're gettin' all Zen on me!
                      Hindus would say that the light bulb is an illusion.
                      90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
                      09 Kia Rondo--a Festy on steroids!

                      You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality--Ayn Rand

                      Disaster preparedness

                      Tragedy and Hope.....Infowars.com.....The Drudge Report.....Founding Fathers.info

                      Think for yourself.....question all authority.....re-evaluate everything you think you know. Red-pill yourself!

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                      • #26
                        "...and the neatest feature this couch has is that it folds out into a sleeper- Festiva!"

                        Focustiva: Because I was told it was was impossible to fit a Focus bumper on a Festiva.
                        In memory of Dean Allen - V8 Festiva 1955-2010

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                        • #27
                          [headline] Festiva sleeper for sale, custom interior mods [/headline]

                          Couch slides in and out easily, folds into a sleeper. Car is otherwise in stock, unmodified configuration. Would make a great "roadie" vehicle or camper special. Price firm, like the mattress in the couch!

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                          • #28
                            Car is unique in that the second, third, and fourth row seating is all comprised of a single seat.
                            1990 White L-Plus 5-speed rust-machine
                            Scrapped

                            1991 Blue L 5-speed
                            daily driver, intermittent project

                            1993 rustless wonder
                            A shell, awaiting suspension, brakes, and B6T

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                            • #29
                              i gave up my bicycles & exercising so i could be a couch potato.
                              Never Hire a Boy to do a Man's Job!!

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                              • #30
                                Go go Gadget-wait a minute-
                                In love with a MadScientist!:thumbright:
                                There's a fine line between breathtaking ingenuity and "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen!"

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