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Haha, I had the same thing happen to me. All these stupid kids were all like "Haha, look at that stupid little car, get outta here". So with me not being able to deal with stupid people I start talking to them. The first card I pull out is about gas mileage. Then insurance. Then how the car cost me $500 and its in perfect shape and has cold A/C. Then about how cheap and easy it is to make them fast. After a bunch of dumb looks they decided it was still a "stupid little car". So I told them I had this car to keep me from driving my other car that gets me in trouble with retarded people. Then it began....
Dumb people: "Whats your "other" car?
Me: A Mustang.
Dumb People: "Oh yea....what kind?"
Me: An Oxford White 1988 Mustang GT."
Dumb people: "Oh god its a stupid Mustang guy too."
Random Person: "Lemme guess. A stock Mustang that seems fast because you drive this pile."
Me: "Not stock."
Dumb people: "Whats done to it? Flowmaster?!"
Me: "Nope."
Dumb People: "Well whats it got?
Me: "Aluminum heads, cam, intake, full exhaust, gears, draglites and Mickey Thompsons."
Dumb people: "Wait a minute....is that the really badass LOUD one I see around town with a cowl hood?"
Me: "Yup. Do I need to go get it so you all can talk down to me some more? Do all of you need to run it so you can feel more high and mighty?"
Dumb people: "F%@K that! I'm not running that car. I've seen you drive it. You're F%@king crazy. That car is crazy."
Me: "So do I still need to leave?"
Dumb People: "Nah man, its cool. Come hang out. I'll introduce you to everybody."
It was great because I just moved to this town like 3 months ago, ha.
Dumb people: "Whats your "other" car?
Me: A Mustang.
Dumb People: "Oh yea....what kind?"
Me: An Oxford White 1988 Mustang GT."
Dumb people: "Oh god its a stupid Mustang guy too."
Random Person: "Lemme guess. A stock Mustang that seems fast because you drive this pile."
Me: "Not stock."
Dumb people: "Whats done to it? Flowmaster?!"
Me: "Nope."
Dumb People: "Well whats it got?
Me: "Aluminum heads, cam, intake, full exhaust, gears, draglites and Mickey Thompsons."
Dumb people: "Wait a minute....is that the really badass LOUD one I see around town with a cowl hood?"
Me: "Yup. Do I need to go get it so you all can talk down to me some more? Do all of you need to run it so you can feel more high and mighty?"
Dumb people: "F%@K that! I'm not running that car. I've seen you drive it. You're F%@king crazy. That car is crazy."
Me: "So do I still need to leave?"
Dumb People: "Nah man, its cool. Come hang out. I'll introduce you to everybody."
It was great because I just moved to this town like 3 months ago, ha.
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