redneck mobile

[bheilman07]

Ive got an '89 festiva LX and painted it orange. I put the general lee numbers and flag on it too. I have baja lights for the roof in addition to that. I was wondering what else would be good redneck things to do to it.
It is important not to disgrace the festiva and certainly not ford either.

[rotinaj13]

u can put the rebel flag on it... lots of rednecks like those... jsut be carefull of where u go.... might get chased, beat or simply run over, by the rest of us that still know what it means, instead of thinking it means rebel redneck...

[FB71]

don't forget the dixie airhorns from jc whitney!

[rotinaj13]

lol pushguard, rifle rack, deer antlers on front, big tires, duct tape, smoke stacks, yes there are way to many rednecks around me!!!

[FB71]

ah, shut up, you drunken janitor! oops, need to save that for the arena!

[rotinaj13]

ah, shut up, you drunken janitor! oops, need to save that for the arena!

hey bub drinking Mt. Dew... so not a drunken janitor just a very ticked off one.... pitty the kid who starts and is involved in the food fight.... lol would b a funny site though being jammed into a trash can.... oops more arena talk...

[FB71]

[rotinaj13]

:drunken: LOL <--- bald jamacin mon

[CryptokiD]

you need about a dozen empty cans of chew and some 30-40 empty long neck budwieser bottles on the floor in the backseat area.

[got a mint festy in minn.]

family tree

it would help if your family tree didn't fork, and/or you married your cousin..maybe a rebel flag tattoo.

[rotinaj13]

yup seen all of the above less then 30 miles from me :? damn what am i still doing here... time to move!

[bheilman07]

thanx for the ideas and keep em comin. i already have the rebel flag and my friends leave chew in the car all the time. I might put longhorns on the front, and a 2x8 board for a bumper so i can use it for a push car at the race track where i work.

[rotinaj13]

dude where are u from? LOL

[bheilman07]

i am from rural ohio.

[rotinaj13]

LMAO that explains it all. What part of ohio?