Things I learned buying my used Festiva (and other used cars...)

[FB71]

oh, that sounds tasty!....

[MONSOON]

I cant even imagine what that must have smelled like. Thank god.

[Icedawg]

My Stinktiva (tm) did not smell only like smoke... but a fascinating combination of ammonia, wet dog, smoke, urine and a sickly-sweet nastiness...

I have to hand it to ya, that's a fine name you've given your new labour of love. But so far it sounds like a love-hate relationship.

[thirdman]

I am feeling much happier now that it appears to be odor-free. As soon as I heal up, I think I will be officially happy.

The worst part is that it is my own darn fault for not being diligent.