xmas festiva

[mattswabb]

Why would you ruin a 75,00 mile festiva that is in good shape? On ebay now:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-Festiva-Christmas-ArtCar-No-Reserve-Ford-Festiva-Folk-Art_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6057QQitemZ4596313652QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

[Fastiva55]

That poor thing, I emailed him and told him that its worth alto more without all of the crap on it!! It looks terrible Can you imagine driving the car at 70 MPH?? :roll: Holy crap flying everywhere BATMAN :wink:

[mechanicaldj]

looks like crime scene evidence

from national lampoon's Christmas vacation!

[seniorsteele]

what would you say to a cop if he pulled you over in that

[Tim]

what would you say to a cop if he pulled you over in that

Merry Christmas?

[FB71]

:shock:

thank you, Captain Obvious!

[studdyhalllooser]

they used sheet metal screws to hold the decorations down on the roof... :x

[HappyMom]

I've just found our Christmas FOTM car! I've been desperately waiting for competition to mechanicaldj's silver and red special

[mechanicaldj]

I've just found our Christmas FOTM car! I've been desperately waiting for competition to mechanicaldj's silver and red special

HEY! And after i pulled your BRIBE out of the car too! (just looking for a box and prepare it for shipping. i give you a holler when ready) :wink:

YOU WOULD NOMINATE A FESTY THAT HAS BEEN EVEN MORE TRASHED THAN MINE!!! :twisted:

[Tim]

:shock:

thank you, Captain Obvious!

You're welcome.

I knew you'd have trouble figuring it out...

[SimonTuffGuy]

haha... Awesome.

I've thought about attaching some lights to my Jeep for the holiday season, but haven't...

At first glance, I thought this was the car of another member on the site. When I traded a set of stock steelies for a set of alloys (they needed the steelies for racing), the guy had a spare Festiva setup in his yard with lights traced around it, the wheels, etc...

[Safety Guy]

You know, I could park my Mutt out front instead of out back and decorate it with lights and stuff.

It's white and blue. I could paint some of the other panels green and red.

A couple wreaths and some mistletoe and maybe my dream nerd woman would happen by and realize I'm waiting for her inside my house!

Or maybe I should save this idea for FESTIVUS!

That's when we all park our Festivas out front and decorate them as a fertility rite. The more Festivas the more desirable the mate!!

Damn, if it only worked that way!

Karl

[25Horseplay]

Karl, sometimes your thinking scares me! :lol:

[Safety Guy]

Oh yeah, by spring it'll be time to plant the flock of pink flamingos around the Mutt.

Art and everyday living should coexist peacefully in a questioning relationship. Use proper Feng Shui. Amuse your neighbors with new and interesting combinations of concrete geese and polka-dot bloomers.

Look for my book coming out soon on Yard Art for the 21st Century.

Karl

[mechanicaldj]

Oh yeah, by spring it'll be time to plant the flock of pink flamingos around the Mutt.

Art and everyday living should coexist peacefully in a questioning relationship. Use proper Feng Shui. Amuse your neighbors with new and interesting combinations of concrete geese and polka-dot bloomers.

Look for my book coming out soon on Yard Art for the 21st Century.

Karl

THAT IS IT, KARL!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GETTING MY GUN!!!! KARL SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

THE RULE IS: NEVER DESECRATE ANY FESTIVA!!!!!!!!!!! :violent3:


oh Karl , is that a screw gun i hear in your garage right now??? :twisted: