Earthquake

[aglatfe1]

I was doing laundry and I thought it was the washer going out of alignment and shaking the house but it stopped by the time I got there. lol Thanks to facebook I figured out it was an earthquake! lol

[TominMO]

Felt it here in NC. I just thought there was a fat guy walking on my front porch :mrgreen:

Yahoo News says the epicenter was in Mineral, VA. So I guess for once Virginia does ROCK! LOL

What did I tell you!?!? NOW do you believe?

The slight inaccuracy is easily explained: after the Lord issues a smite decree, it goes to the Smite Committee, which first passes it to the Unintended Consequences Subcommittee on Smiting. Once they do their study and report to the full Smite Committee, discussion results in the answer on how best to implement the smiting. This recommendation is then passed back to the Lord, who carries it out, or gives it to one of His assistants if, for example, He has a tee time coming up.

Note that the decree was issued yesterday, when I made you aware of it. God doesn't stand for any dilly-dallying, so voila.

So, to sum up, the earthquake is Zanzer's fault. Feel free to PM him what you think about this....there are no reports of serious injury to anyone, thanks to the foresight of the Subcommittee.

[Nerd Racing]

I felt it at work by Buffalo NY around 1:55 pm. it was the second one I've felt at work and 3rd in my life.

[navdoc101]

it was awesome!!! My office was shaking like a dog crapping a coconut!!!!

Now THATS funny!!!!!ohsnap:laughing6::toothy3:

[Pu241]

What did I tell you!?!? NOW do you believe?

The slight inaccuracy is easily explained: after the Lord issues a smite decree, it goes to the Smite Committee, which first passes it to the Unintended Consequences Subcommittee on Smiting. Once they do their study and report to the full Smite Committee, discussion results in the answer on how best to implement the smiting. This recommendation is then passed back to the Lord, who carries it out, or gives it to one of His assistants if, for example, He has a tee time coming up.

Note that the decree was issued yesterday, when I made you aware of it. God doesn't stand for any dilly-dallying, so voila.

So, to sum up, the earthquake is Zanzer's fault. Feel free to PM him what you think about this....there are no reports of serious injury to anyone, thanks to the foresight of the Subcommittee.

And TominMO shall hence forth be known as "The Profit"!
Send him your cash for he has foretold the future and only he can lead you through the impending doom that awaits all mankind, except those that believe in the The Profit!
Send him your singles, your lowly fiver's, your worn tenner, but mostly your $20"s and $50's!
For The Profit needs your cash support to save you!
Visa, Master card, Amex, and Dinner's club also welcome for donations over $500!
All hail the The Profit!
For he knows the word, and the word is Not the bird!

[DriverOne]

But Soddom said it was...

[crazyrog17]

I heard there was one in California too...? It was around 4:00.

[TominMO]

And TominMO shall hence forth be known as "The Profit"!
Send him your cash for he has foretold the future and only he can lead you through the impending doom that awaits all mankind, except those that believe in the The Profit!
Send him your singles, your lowly fiver's, your worn tenner, but mostly your $20"s and $50's!
For The Profit needs your cash support to save you!
Visa, Master card, Amex, and Dinner's club also welcome for donations over $500!
All hail the The Profit!
For he knows the word, and the word is Not the bird!

I hear that the Lord is not sure whether you are sincere or not, since you are spelling it profit and not prophet, so He is deliberating betwen smiting you, or rewarding you with threescore and ten virgins.*

But in either case, John is correct, send in your money.


* Legal disclaimer: there is no guarantee that the virgins will be young, or pretty, or even female. Limited to stock on hand. Non-returnable.

[Flyin4stroke]

How dare you smite me almighty smiter!!!

[89newb]

perry county pa felt it

[Zanzer]

What did I tell you!?!? NOW do you believe?

He's going to have to try harder than that :p My house shakes more when my fat uncle walks across the porch...that's what I thought it was at first LOL

And TominMO shall hence forth be known as "The Profit"!
Send him your cash for he has foretold the future

Or the big guy shall surely striketh him down for not meeting budget