my girl friend came home today with a smile on her face when she walked in the door. I looked at her when she walked in the door and noticed her with a grin, i asked her whats up then she told me the story.
her: i got a new dodge neon in an accident today..
me: is that why your smiling?
her:
me:your evil....
her:well i was driving along and he was driving like a crazy asshole, i was doing the speed limit and their was allot of traffic every ware and no ware to go,but he was tail gating me and swerving back and forth in his lane and i was also afraid he would hit me.we went through an intersection and came up on a turn lane, he jets into the lane and trys to over take me.so he starts hauling ass and didn't notice the f-150 that pulled out in front of me, so heres this guy tryin to get around me.i sped up alittle bit so he had to go even faster to pass me he dose and i start to break knowing his impending doom, he cuts me off then slams his breaks and slams into the back of the f-150 and just about totals his car.after he hit the guy i just drove around him and beeped my horn and saw his hood all crunched up in my rear view and him holding his head..
memg, lol..
her: i got a new dodge neon in an accident today..
me: is that why your smiling?
her:
me:your evil....
her:well i was driving along and he was driving like a crazy asshole, i was doing the speed limit and their was allot of traffic every ware and no ware to go,but he was tail gating me and swerving back and forth in his lane and i was also afraid he would hit me.we went through an intersection and came up on a turn lane, he jets into the lane and trys to over take me.so he starts hauling ass and didn't notice the f-150 that pulled out in front of me, so heres this guy tryin to get around me.i sped up alittle bit so he had to go even faster to pass me he dose and i start to break knowing his impending doom, he cuts me off then slams his breaks and slams into the back of the f-150 and just about totals his car.after he hit the guy i just drove around him and beeped my horn and saw his hood all crunched up in my rear view and him holding his head..
memg, lol..
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