There is a burgundy Festiva covered in weeds in Easley, SC at the U-Haul place. I have asked the guy (who I know is the owner of the car) how much he'd sell it for, several times over the past few years. His mother (who appears to be in her 80's) said it was $1,000 "because it gets great gas mileage." I can't spend that much on what is currently a lawn ornament. He said he wouldn't sell the car for that much. Then he said to get back to him. I did. He stalled, saying he had to contact the owner and give him my offer ($300). Next time, "I haven't heard back from him. Call me back in a few days." I gave him my phone number and told him to call me instead. Nothing. Two weeks later, I called him. More of the same, "uh, um, well, you see..." I let it ride for a year. Then I went by it again. It was still there. I pulled in. "My son just sold it! Some guy named Steve is supposed to come get it today." You're lying when you provide names to complete strangers.
I saw the car today. It's now part of a tree. It's killing me that this guy won't take my money so I can give the car a better home. If it were a starving dog, you better believe I'd have cut the chain and taken it home, but grand theft auto isn't something employers look for when hiring, and no car is worth that. How can I get him to cut the bs and either sell it or give me a straight answer? In my youthfulness, I would go in and demand he give it to me straight, put $300 on the counter, and not take no for an answer until the officer came and I just couldn't go back on the premises. I must be aging, because I thought it nest to not ask questions, go in with $300 and try to buy the car with a promise to rent a dolly from him, and fill the AF1 aquisitionary tow vehicle in his gas station. Yes, it seems a bit much, but you sweet talk a snake, don't you?
I saw the car today. It's now part of a tree. It's killing me that this guy won't take my money so I can give the car a better home. If it were a starving dog, you better believe I'd have cut the chain and taken it home, but grand theft auto isn't something employers look for when hiring, and no car is worth that. How can I get him to cut the bs and either sell it or give me a straight answer? In my youthfulness, I would go in and demand he give it to me straight, put $300 on the counter, and not take no for an answer until the officer came and I just couldn't go back on the premises. I must be aging, because I thought it nest to not ask questions, go in with $300 and try to buy the car with a promise to rent a dolly from him, and fill the AF1 aquisitionary tow vehicle in his gas station. Yes, it seems a bit much, but you sweet talk a snake, don't you?
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