Wow, People hate me

[Spike]

Sounds like you have a whole lot of trouble down under. How do you guys get your cars to cling to the bottom of the earth like that?

Genius, my good sir.

[BigElCat]

Meh. I'm still in the red over my failed 'areo-dynamics' joke.

[SrrTalkalot]

haha, and an update on the route of the cops

Im sorry but she claims you tried to take advantage of her at a party

I laughed, im religious, i dont have sex, and i dont go to partys

Im now under investigation for rape. Done tests and everything, there awaiting results,

That is just what happens when i girl cries wolf, all the males thinking with there big fellas run to her aid. Bit of a shame its like that in nz, a lot of innocent men actually are currently locked up in nz for this kinda thing to.

Also she has to pay reperation (cost of repair), except the courts have decided it can be put on hold becouse she dosnt work, so i get nothing really. shes likely to end up a on benefits her entire life so its time for me to find a window and sort it myself

[sketchman]

Gloves, mask, iron pipe, night, other dudes' cars. Sorted.

[gergorian]

Gloves, mask, iron pipe, night, other dudes' cars. Sorted.

That would make him no better than them. But I would really enjoy doing it if I could.

[sketchman]

Ehh. We're all just glorified animals anyway. Better is a matter of opinion.

[seniorgreenpants]

Step one, go to local auto parts store with said "victims" make and model of vehicle.

Step two, purchase Locking Gas Cap.

Step three. Install on said "victims car"

Step four. Loose said key for said locking gas cap.

Step five. Wait.... Once they find out they need gas and are at a gas station, They will have been gotten.

But you are adding fuel to the fire, so cover you tail and hope for the best.

[MiltonHavoc]

WTF....?

All kinds of news worthy violence would follow if that happened to me....followed by...and extremely quiet neighborhood....and everyone would cheer my car every time they saw it.
MURCIA...

[Chultz]

Wtf? Rape charges? As far as im aware from what youve told me. You are just a nice person wanting to do a good thing for a friend. I have been in a similar situation (also from auckland nz) and damn to people make up wild stories and tge attention to detail sometimes is astonishing!!! But good luck man. If you wanna meet up some time. Just pm me and we can organise stuff etc etc. Oh and heres hoping the b***h goes down!!!!

[Twistiva]

Its also got to do with my character, and im way down in the dirty south, oamaru at the moment, i was in chch for 4 months. and a lot of people in chch didnt mind the car to much, they thought it was different and a lot of people respected that, didnt throw me any problems at all. I guess it just depends on the crowd but oamaru hates it.

Sorry to hear of your troubles. You should move to America.

At least our country is not totally ruined. Yet....

[moz]

I think some retribution is in order.
1.Buy a kilo of sugar, and a 30cm piece of hose.
2.Tape up one end of hose and fill with sugar.
3. Get a bottle of water
4. Attend site where said b!tch and all other assailants live. (Best to work alone. Nobody knows, nobody tells).
5. Proceed to pour sugar, and water inside each petrol tank of cars belonging to assailants.

If they haven't paid for your window yet, they'll be paying for 5-10 windows in repairs to their xf sh!tboxes.

Only in NZ is it cool to drive an xf piece of crap. Plenty of walking to be done with them cars.

[nitrofarm]

[QUOTE=seniorgreenpants;648475]Step one, go to local auto parts store with said "victims" make and model of vehicle.

Step two, purchase Locking Gas Cap.

Step three. Install on said "victims car"

Step four. Loose said key for said locking gas cap.

Step five. Wait.... Once they find out they need gas and are at a gas station, They will have been gotten.

But you are adding fuel to the fire, so cover you tail and hope for the best.[/QUOTE

Step One. Purchase a bag of sugar
Step Two. Pour the sugar in the filler neck of the rotten Kiwi that smashed your glass.
Step Three. Look up and ask God to forgive you because your religious.
Step Four. Find a girlfriend that likes your car.
Step Five. Enjoy a good laugh and some sugar in the back seat of your car.

[moz]

^^^ great minds think alike nitro.

[nitrofarm]

^^^ great minds think alike nitro.

Whoops sorry didnt even see your post drool

[SrrTalkalot]

haha, they dont really have working cars, and im not one to get revenge or anything like that, on the plus tho, i bought a window today, just need to fix the mounting points, may have to paint were the metal work got bent to avoid rust, and put the window in,

i also need to buy a roll of tint.