Famous Automotive quote...Let's hear them!!

[htchbck]

"sure you can use the 3/4 drive impact wrench on that" ~ my neighbor referring any bolt attatched to a car...

"hmmm... that is pretty fast for a refrigerator box full of mazda parts" ~ one of my friends after driving the silver car...

and there's the one from ebay that someone used to have in their sig but I searched around and couldn't find it... I couldn't remember it exactly but here's the basic point of it...

"he, armed with only the skills of an 18th century blacksmith, proceeded to remove the hubs, destroying both in the process"

Whoever had that quote or can find it lets get the correct version up here

[roycehof]

One of the funniest I heard a guy say as he walked around an obviously poorly redone (bondo buggy) car. "You can count how many people died in that thing". I think the poor guy who owned it was severely crushed, but it was the perfect comment. I was still laughing 15 minutes later

[Sho_tyme_psi]

" Dont laugh its paid for" (bumper sticker) :lol:

Or someones says "I would do it if it was my car" And generally that person that says it dont have one.

[warlocke]

Son, Vespa's are like fat girls, their fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one

[Mammabear]

What would a man want a woman to smell like? DJ liked the way I smell after BBQing .He would say ,that the smell they need to sell or the smell of motor oil the woman would get more guys that way!!

[warlocke]

What would a man want a woman to smell like? DJ liked the way I smell after BBQing .He would say ,that the smell they need to sell or the smell of motor oil the woman would get more guys that way!!

cant go wrong with the motor oil scent =)

[5.0zone]

The GT theory: "The greater the speed, the shorter the distance between two points"
- Jeff Owens 1985 (discovered this while driving my '85 Mustang GT)

[25Horseplay]

"Don't laugh your Daughter might be in here"!

[Mammabear]

Put the peddle to the metal..

[Gforcefd]

haha!!! How about "Don't laugh your daughter might be in there with her boyfriend" ;-)

[914rrr]

My signature.

Famous race driver back in the day.

[914rrr]

"...when something on a Lotus broke, Chapman said make everything else lighter." Parnelli Jones

[914rrr]

May I see your license?....Isn't it back there on the bumper, man? ....Cheech...

[914rrr]

I hope I go out in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not like his passengers did; screaming and crying.... anon

[914rrr]

After tight comes loose again. ....anon