Famous Automotive quote...Let's hear them!!

[ben_bass69]

A person with tinted windows has something to hide, it could be your daughter

Nice WRX f*ckhead

When working on a car, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway

Things you dont want to hear when someone is working on your car - "oops" or "were these supposed to go back in?" or "they wont notice that dent/scratch"

[htchbck]

from a PopSci article written by journalists driving cross-country in a Smart car.

"Ok, why don't ya'll get in the backseat, and we'll put the whole car in the trunk, and I'll just drive you where you want to go" ~ owner of a Chevy Tahoe to the journalists in reference to the relative size of his vehicle compared to the size of the smart

[silver '88]

"drive it like you stole it" "have you driven a ford lately" "Id rather push a ford than drive a chevy" "racing from a roll is like masturbation in the end its still not the real thing"

[smokin fastiva]

HOLY SH*T! YOU'RE PULLING ON THAT HONDA!! - a passenger in the festiva

[sketchman]

"No, really. It always makes that sound."
A reassuring bit of words to a first-time festiva passenger in my 89' L.

[packrat427]

Rotors worn down all the way to the cooling fins, the meat of the rotor is totally gone ...I swear it just started making that noise she says ??

[Axlander9289]

"If it looks like it's been on fire, then it probably has" -Basic electrical diagnosis from my college automotive electronics teacher

"I like my women like I like my cars, twelve years old and Korean" -Something I came up with when I got my first Festiva (a '92 model I bought in '04)

And a whole collection from my engines teacher:

"Runs like crap through a goose"
"Disappeared like a fart in a tornado"
"Hotter than the hinges of Hades"

and the bad taste award goes to:

"More leaks than Kennedy's head"

[batstiva]

Or, there's always-"If I wanted a hummer, I'd have called your sister". On the back window of a Range Rover. :roll:

[25Horseplay]

How about "It woked when I removed it"! And "yes it wil fit".

[xanthinic12]

FIAT
fix it again tony!

[GenevaDirt]

"I like my women like I like my cars, twelve years old and Korean" -Something I came up with when I got my first Festiva (a '92 model I bought in '04)

Not sure if I would be using that one around any fathers with daughters, LIKE MYSELF!

[Axlander9289]

"I like my women like I like my cars, twelve years old and Korean" -Something I came up with when I got my first Festiva (a '92 model I bought in '04)

Not sure if I would be using that one around any fathers with daughters, LIKE MYSELF!

:lol: forgive my twisted sense of humor.

I thought of another one today:
"Look at how small this car's (insert random car part here) is!"

-anyone helping me work on the Festiva for the first time

[ChrisDrives121DA]

You canŽt treat a car like youŽd treat a person. A car needs love!

[..man kann ein Auto nicht wie einen Mensch behandeln, ein Auto braucht liebe..]

-Walter Roehrl-

[Big_P]

I had a bumper sticker that said "Sorry my car is a piece of*^*^, my parents didn't buy it for me."

(edit for language)

[Big_P]

I've been looking for one of those "you can laugh at my car, but I'm not crying at the pumps" stickers on eBay and on random bumper sticker sites but I can't find any! I need one!! Where do you find them?