Aspire CV axle removal

[TominMO]

^^ I'm more fearful of being attacked by the flying spaghetti monster :p

Check the Earthquake thread, Mr. Smartypants....

[Zanzer]

^^ I'm more fearful of being attacked by the flying spaghetti monster :p

[TominMO]

Do I have to wait until 2012? :mrgreen:

Nope, special smiting just for you. Won't help to stay in bed all day to try to avoid it, because the Lord is onto that trick, and will come up with one that is independent of your actions. Have a nice day.

[Zanzer]

Do I have to wait until 2012? :mrgreen:

[TominMO]

^^ LOL

I think the stress of trying to remove the axle has caused him to have a momentary break with reality :mrgreen:

I am informed that a smiting is on the way.....

[Zanzer]

^^ LOL

I think the stress of trying to remove the axle has caused him to have a momentary break with reality :mrgreen:

[eurotiva]

Put down the hooka Tom.....lol

[georgeb]

I hope your seals are okay. My CV shells are stuck in my bare trans and oil leaks out with the trans on it's side. And I drained it before removing.

[zoom zoom]

Hmm.. I've seen that syntax used before. Interesting read tho! Glad u got it all sorted out.

[TominMO]

Thou unbeliever, Neanderpaul and I will set thee straight at FM5.

Just trying to save you a smiting, buddy!

[Pu241]

Tom, during your ...tribulation...I will bet you said a prayer...and it was answered !

I'll bet he said many things, some not so complimentary toward any number of gods. And I'll be those were answered just as swiftly.:p

[Pu241]

It's real funny to read this stuff, if only there was a book that used the same vocabulary...

There are, and it has a number of versions too, just depends on the fairy tale you want to hear.
I like TominMO's better though!

[drddan]

Tom, during your ...tribulation...I will bet you said a prayer...and it was answered !

[kellen302]

It's real funny to read this stuff, if only there was a book that used the same vocabulary...

[TominMO]

Chapter II

1 Now there came into the land a man named Zanzer, who was both cruel and mysterious.
2 For he was amused at the misfortune of others; and he was a man who liked to zanz. But no one knew what it meant to zanz, and he would tell no man; and for this reason an air of mystery surrounded him.
3 The Archangel Michael was at the right hand of the Lord. He was, as it were, the chief executive officer of the Lord, seeing to it that the Lord's wishes were carried out.
4 So anywayeth the Archangel Michael came to the Lord, and saith unto Him, Lord, if you thought Tominmo was a schmuck, wait'll you get a load....
5 But the Lord regarded him not, for he was preoccupied with smiting someone else.
6 There was a man, one not sent from God, whose name was John.
7 This man was a renowned chemist, which means he took two or more things and combined them, so that they did something different from when the things were separate. This man resided in the western region of the land of Virginia, a primitive area overrun by hillbillys.
8 He was also an unbeliever, as Tominmo had been before. And he heaped great scorn upon the faithful of the Lord. Therefore the Lord wished to smite him greatly, for it was a slow day in Heaven, and the Lord wanted to liven things up a bit.
9 And when the Lord had finished smiting John, the unbelieving chemist, and had a bit of lunch, he turned to the Archangel Michael and said, Huh?
10 For he was mindful of what Michael had been trying to tell him before, when he was busy with the smiting.
11 The Archangel Michael then saith unto the Lord, This man Zanzer is most deserving of Thy attention, Lord. For he is cruel, and pretentiously affects an air of mystery. And I saw him googling Smart cars last week.
12 And the Lord saith unto Michael, OK, nice; have his file on my desk tomorr....but Michael had it with him already, and handed it to the Lord.
13 The Lord read the file and saith unto Himself, Oh wow, we've got a live one here. Memo to Self: extra week's vacation for Mike next millennium. For the Lord was also both generous and just, besides liking smiting.
14 So the Lord did smite Zanzer the cruel, such that everyone throughout the land thought his name was Fluffy. And Zanzer did wail and gnash his teeth until the end of his days, for he knew the Lord had smote him a good one.