this is too funny. Ever wondered about Chrystlers turbo encabulator?
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Major WTF?!?!?! These are fantastic! I never knew this technology existed. Greg, let's make plans for a dual-encabulator turbo system for the Aspire. This should result in at least a 150% improvement in flux reposnance deparpification.90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
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Hang on just a second there, Scotty... I think you've overlooked the fact that for any Nth Order dual-encabulator system which transdisplacifies flux reposnance, you have to first install a high quality magnetic-vector vapor squamalification manifold of subnominal dimensionality.Originally posted by TominMO View PostMajor WTF?!?!?! These are fantastic! I never knew this technology existed. Greg, let's make plans for a dual-encabulator turbo system for the Aspire. This should result in at least a 150% improvement in flux reposnance deparpification.
Just tryin' to help keep everybody safe with these radical modifications....
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Your spell checker needs updating... it's squam.i.lification :iconbiggrin:Ian
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That's easy for you to say....Originally posted by sam.1956 View PostHang on just a second there, Scotty... I think you've overlooked the fact that for any Nth Order dual-encabulator system which transdisplacifies flux reposnance, you have to first install a high quality magnetic-vector vapor squamalification manifold of subnominal dimensionality.
Just tryin' to help keep everybody safe with these radical modifications....90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
09 Kia Rondo--a Festy on steroids!
You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality--Ayn Rand
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You humans MUST be destroyed having such advanced technology at your dispo sal.
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I heard that if you squamilify an interocitor to the point that it has an endochronic effect similar to resublimated thiotimoline, say with a pair of dendritic chrystals, you can use a smaller encabulator, and flux reposnance issues will be virtually eliminated--at least on overcast days.
Anyone else have experience with this?Last edited by TominMO; 10-14-2009, 12:39 PM.90 Festy (Larry)--B6M (Matt D. modified B6 head), header, 5-speed, Capri XR2 front brakes, many other little mods
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Sorreeeee! Unlimited technology from across the Multiverses, and I have this P.O.S. spell checker on my computre. <sigh>Originally posted by fastivaca View PostYour spell checker needs updating... it's squam.i.lification :iconbiggrin:
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Although your statement does indeed exude veracity, one must remain cognizant of the increaseometric ratio of flux reposnance normal to the encabulator(s) unisurface manifold(s), so as to not exceed the local para-monoelastic modulus. Else it's a case of potentially shredded influx glytroskinators. And they're not cheap to replace.Originally posted by TominMO View PostI heard that if you squamilify an interocitor to the point that it has an endochronic effect similar to resublimated thiotimoline, say with a pair of dendritic chrystals, you can use a smaller encabulator, and flux reposnance issues will be virtually eliminated--at least on overcast days.
Anyone else have experience with this?
Resublimation has been endemically demonstrated, at least with respect to the well-known thiotimoline monotonic exsponsivity derivative-quotient curves, to have exacerbated the tripulsifier subquark depolarization rate, at both idle and WOT conditions. I really wouldn't recommend exceeding the textbook 6.23e+04 wobulations/cubic-centimeter rate as would likely occur with multiple dendritic chrystals.
That's just my 02 cents worth though.
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