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go to Google, enter in quotes "find Chuck Norris", and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'....
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Jim DeAngelis
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lmao....that was pretty funny"FLTG4LIFE" @FINALLEVEL , "PBH"
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That is a good one :lol: :lol:
I am surprised Google put that on there .------------------------------------------------
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That is hilarious!
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LOL Im not surprised one bit by that. With as many servers as they have to run that search engine they can set aside just a tiny bit for silly things like that. You can bet theres more like it.Search Master - Honorary Member of Midwest Festiva Inc., Gulf Coast Chapter
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Thats feakin' awesome.Going old school...
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Agreed, Awesome! I love the legend of Chuck Norris. :lol:youtube.com/neanderpaul 88 festiva LX w/BP G25 MR 5 speed waiting for wiring- 93 Festiva GL auto w/ air, waiting for B6t/G4A-HL - 98 Nissan Quest - 02 Mazda protege 5 wife's DDComment
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lol...I have just watched back to back episodes of Walker Texas Ranger....lol...so I guess I found him....hahaha"FLTG4LIFE" @FINALLEVEL , "PBH"
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I will sleep when I die!
I'm a little hunk of tin, nobody knows what shape I'm in. I've got four wheels and a running board, I'm not a Chevy, I'M A FORD!Comment
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That was too funny96 Ford F-150 XLT
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ummmm that guy must feel epic loved.Comment
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Also funny, just type "chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
All kinds of fun Chuck Norris factoids. All of which are true of course.
A few of my favorites.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
* When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
* While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
* When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
* If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.Comment
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FB71 and gdawgs.....Excellent Find! I really enjoyed that!Joe Lutz
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Chuck Norris is going to be the graduation speaker for my school this year (liberty university)... lol.~Nate
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This is a good one too. Kudos if you're a big enough nerd to get it.Axlander9289, brother of ThisVelologist
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RIP Douglas Adams......Contact me for information about Festiva Madness!
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