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    go to Google, enter in quotes "find Chuck Norris", and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'....
    Jim DeAngelis

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  • #2
    lmao....that was pretty funny
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    • #3
      That is a good one :lol: :lol:

      I am surprised Google put that on there .
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      • #4
        That is hilarious!


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        • #5
          LOL Im not surprised one bit by that. With as many servers as they have to run that search engine they can set aside just a tiny bit for silly things like that. You can bet theres more like it.
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          • #6
            Thats feakin' awesome.
            Going old school...

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            • #7
              Agreed, Awesome! I love the legend of Chuck Norris. :lol:
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              • #8
                lol...I have just watched back to back episodes of Walker Texas Ranger....lol...so I guess I found him....hahaha
                "FLTG4LIFE" @FINALLEVEL , "PBH"
                89L Silver EFI auto
                91GL Green Auto DD
                There ain't no rest for the wicked
                until we close our eyes for good.
                I will sleep when I die!
                I'm a little hunk of tin, nobody knows what shape I'm in. I've got four wheels and a running board, I'm not a Chevy, I'M A FORD!

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                • #9
                  That was too funny
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                  • #10
                    ummmm that guy must feel epic loved.

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                    • #11
                      Also funny, just type "chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.

                      All kinds of fun Chuck Norris factoids. All of which are true of course.

                      A few of my favorites.

                      * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

                      * When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

                      * While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

                      * Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

                      * Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

                      * When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

                      * If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

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                      • #12
                        FB71 and gdawgs.....Excellent Find! I really enjoyed that!
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                        • #13
                          Chuck Norris is going to be the graduation speaker for my school this year (liberty university)... lol.
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                          • #14

                            This is a good one too. Kudos if you're a big enough nerd to get it.
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                            • #15
                              RIP Douglas Adams......
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