Festiva jokes

[sasquatch]

A man walks into an auto parts store.
"I'd like to get an oil filter for my Festiva" he says.

The clerk responds, "Ok...sounds like a fair trade".

lol!!! awesome!

[Festiva_tunner]

A man walks into an auto parts store.
"I'd like to get an oil filter for my Festiva" he says.

The clerk responds, "Ok...sounds like a fair trade".

thats great - I can see it happening to

[Damkid]

I once was looking for a car cover for it and my uncle said "car cover? why not just use a garbage bag?"

Wheres the wind up key?

I actually thought about making a somewhat looking key and at a red light jumpin out, run around to the back of the car and pretend to wind it up, then take off from the lights like a bat out of hell :lol:

I know this has happened to every FESTIVA owner several times.

I have had several older folks say to me: "I owned one of those little cars like yours back in the 70's. I think they called it a FIESTA".

How in the world can you mistake a FESTIVA for a FIESTA.

Go Figure.

I get this all the time too i guess most people don't read the name first :lol:

[KingFish]

I actually thought about making a somewhat looking key and at a red light jumpin out, run around to the back of the car and pretend to wind it up, then take off from the lights like a bat out of hell

Old VW Beetles had a aftermarket option for a big key sticking out of the back.... no kidding

[juryrigger007]

When I first got my festiva, one of the guys at work asked: "where's the rest of the car?"

The oil filter joke is better though!!

Scott

[garylau]

Yeah, the oil filter joke is great