You know you drive a Festiva if.......

[jbuck1975]

^ NICE!!!

when your sister is telling people about your car and all she needs to say "it has a big zipper down the side" and they say "i know that one, i saw that one in town a little while ago..." lol...

This one almost sounds like a Redneck joke.

EVO deck'd out with Bruce Lee

[newcomb]

You know you drive a festiva if........
U feel the need to do turbo swap to hit 90hp
U about break your neck looking at another festiva to see who it is
U break your neck to look for a for sale sign
U can drive more places then most 2 wheel drive trucks
When your on FF.com more the 4 hours a day (my record is 6) B)
When u see the opportunity for a long enough stretch to hit 90mph
When u can park 2 sideways in parking space with room to spare
When ur batterys dead and can still push it off while still in it
If you can fill your car up and change oil for 50 with money to spare
U spell out FESTIVA at peopke when they say fiesta
And finally
U know your a festiva enthusiast if ur only 16 and have already owned 5 (this guy)
And u sell yours and buy it back a week later because u missed it (this guy)

[r31andy]

* Your GF yell's at you for allways being in the garage

[Charlie1717]

* Your GF yell's at you for allways being in the garage

Or yells and points "Festiva!" everytime she sees one.

[getnpsi]

If your math skills improved justfrom checking your steady mileage increases

[kellen302]

Every time the odometer clicks another 10 you recalculate mileage...

[blackhandbeagles]

When you give a co-worker a ride home and they point out that everyone on the road is laughing at you.

[Grey Vw]

People approach you more easily at the gas station.

When you give a co-worker a ride home and they point out that everyone on the road is laughing at you.

And when they hear the BOV they are like Oh S___!

[Oren09]

When you give a co-worker a ride home and they point out that everyone on the road is laughing at you.

Ugh, I hate that part. So many dang rednecks like to point and laugh. Even heard one call my car a Yugo.

[neanderpaul]

That has never happened to me.

[kellen302]

I don't hear the end of it from some guys at my Highschool, strangely as soon as gas topped 4.00, it reduced greatly

[r31andy]

* If your clutch feel's like its not there........
* If you pull out your rear seat's to make a mini van
* If you like to hear every bump in the road
* If you want the best car ever made
* If you remove your rear wiper to increase aerodynamics

[TheNewAmericanSpirit]

~ If your dad's 20lb Boston Terrier makes your car shake when he is jumping around the car at a stop light.

~ If your 250lb dad in the passenger seat causes your car to bog down.

~ If you take the back seat out of your car for both the slightly better fuel economy and to have a much bigger trunk.

~ If while in a parking lot while trying to run over your friend he simply walks over the top of your car and all you can do is laugh.

~ If your 4 year old niece says "Awww" when told that that is your car.

~ If when you go fill up two 5 gallon gas cans for your lawnmower it doubles the fuel capacity of your car.

[Red91]

You know you drive a festiva when your on the way to the shooting range and realize just one of the handguns you have costs twice as much as you paid for the car

[Dragonhealer]

* If you have to explain to your mother-in law why she can't
use her hip to finish closing the door.

* If you can install a new molded carpet in less than 20 minutes.

* If it takes you an hour to instal a new wash fluid bottle that
only needed a seal...