Do you have a name for your Festiva?

[festerzilla]

That's almost as bad as sex in a Ford Escort...it's no Caddy. I guess you only date gymnasts or yoga experts :lol: I think I stole festerzilla from someone, but people have called it "pregnant rollerskate" or "shitbox" and like a mini or rally car too, even people that make fun of them have to admit they're cool.

[Tim]

It can be done, albeit with some difficulty...

[Festiva_newbie]

It can be done, albeit with some difficulty...

It can be done... Passenger seat way back, with the backrest all the way down... NM the backseat, it's a lost cause.

[Tim]

It can be done... Passenger seat way back, with the backrest all the way down... NM the backseat, it's a lost cause.

Went camping with the girlfriend in mine. I took the back seat out and put an air mattress in the space. It's actually quite comfortable, believe it or not! :wink:


Regards,

Tim

[gizmoispimpin]

Disco biscuit

[eye_of_ra93]

My has Been Called "Eye of Ra"

Friends used to make fun of my car and the called it "Turtle Mobile" and others "Rollerskate." After alot of hard work and thought my friends and I decided to call the car "Eye of Ra" and mural it Egyptian and keep it with an Egyptian theme now for 6 yrs, and like 7 paint jobs It's "Eye of Ra" for life now . Joseph

[ryan26]

HAHA i missed the with it part, i seen in it :? lol, but no one ever caught me having sex with it...i hope :lol:

[FB71]

HAHA i missed the with it part, i seen in it :? lol, but no one ever caught me having sex with it...i hope :lol:

:shock:

[4cylDreadnaught]

best I can boast is getting a bj in the backseat at the end of a date.

wear a kilt and drive a "funny car" and women can't stop molesting you.

[aithanmier]

I just got a new 94 aspire 5 door. I decided to name it "THE MOTHERSHIP", cuz it's green, huge, and looks kinda like a UFO :shock:
my girlfriend wanted to name it the teal turtle, mainly because of it's 40 mph top speed lol. i nipped that one in the bud.

[FB71]

I had a '94 Aspire that I had bought new, dark teal green color. My now ex-wife named him 'Stimpson', because she said the back end had a smooth butt, like Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy. My sister used to call him 'Zippy the Wonder Slug', because she was suprized it could go as fast as it did (over 100mph daily) while looking like a garden slug!

[93 FordFestiva93]

Bruce

I like to call mine Bruce

[2nood]

Noodtiva

Mine is either "noodtiva" or 2nood. "Nood" is short for noodle a nickname my wife gave me for being a silly "noodlehead". I even have a license plate that says "2NOOD". Just wish she would like it.

[htchbck]

Well, my first car ('87 taurus wagon) was the 9/11 car, cause the day of the attacks I went to the garage and grabbed my stash of spraypaint and went patriotic all over the hood.



Other cars and names include:

Great White (white '94 chevy astro)
Pimp Van ('95 chevy astro with blue neons and a 1200 watts sound system)
Little Blue (my now convertible '93 festiva)

My favorite was the black '90 taurus wagon... here's a rundown of its names:

Turtle Car: the girl I was dating at the time thought it looked like a turtle
Death Wagon: cause it was all black and death looking
Batmobile: again, cause of the black
Pimp Wagon: cause I put the neons and system in it after I gave the red van to my sister when she started college
Shaggin Waggin: ...what other name do you give a station wagon?
Blue Light Special: cause of the blue neons

and the greatest of all: BATwagon... stands for Bad A. Taurus wagon... lol

[superduder]

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