This was totally proper revenge for telling my brother to turn down music...

[DriverOne]

Sir, I take deep offense at your characterizing some of us as old.....I therefore challange you to a duel, Karl and me against you, with nerf guns at two paces, or however far we can get with our walkers in ten seconds. After we take our Geritol of course.....

I'm ready for battle! I'll have you know that my recliner has swivel technology as well as a lever that allows me to kick small dogs. My Nerf sniper has been altered to work on my oxygen, and I will fire until I run out of breath! It is at that point I'll hit the button on my Warcliner that will stand me up so that I can fall on their paintball grenade and earn my purple Festy badge!

[frankm201]

I'm ready for battle! I'll have you know that my recliner has swivel technology as well as a lever that allows me to kick small dogs. My Nerf sniper has been altered to work on my oxygen, and I will fire until I run out of breath! It is at that point I'll hit the button on my Warcliner that will stand me up so that I can fall on their paintball grenade and earn my purple Festy badge!

that.....is......awesome....:p:lol:

[TominMO]

I'm ready for battle! I'll have you know that my recliner has swivel technology as well as a lever that allows me to kick small dogs. My Nerf sniper has been altered to work on my oxygen, and I will fire until I run out of breath! It is at that point I'll hit the button on my Warcliner that will stand me up so that I can fall on their paintball grenade and earn my purple Festy badge!

Good one, you're on the team. Zoom zoom won't know what hit him. Our combined lethality is approximately that of Chuck Norris' left big toe.

[zoom zoom]

lol, old enough to know better but still too young to care.. I figured I'd get a rise outta somebody, didn't think EVERYBODY would wanna get me haha..

O, just FYI, these days they make "airsoft" guns, they're like the BB guns of the 80's mixed with the nerf guns of the 90's with a twist of the paintball gun's of the late 90's early 2000's (some people still play I guess..) but without the lethality of bb's and paintballs. They sting a little worse than a good nerf gun at close range, but not as bad as a BB or paintball @ 300 fps.

That would be my weapon of choice, always is


technology these days, amazing huh?

[anomoly40]

lol, old enough to know better but still too young to care.. I figured I'd get a rise outta somebody, didn't think EVERYBODY would wanna get me haha..

O, just FYI, these days they make "airsoft" guns, they're like the BB guns of the 80's mixed with the nerf guns of the 90's with a twist of the paintball gun's of the late 90's early 2000's (some people still play I guess..) but without the lethality of bb's and paintballs. They sting a little worse than a good nerf gun at close range, but not as bad as a BB or paintball @ 300 fps.

That would be my weapon of choice, always is


technology these days, amazing huh?

No one has died playing paintball...

And paintball is 10 times as big as airsoft.

[sasquatch]

when your moving out, act like nothing it the matter and act all happy like your moving out, then wait in the hallway with a box of junk that can get broken and it wont matter... maybe use something of his... then when he walks down the hallway, ask him to hold the box for a sec, then pass it to him... tell him he has to support the bottom good so whatever is inside dont fall out (this will work good if you use an old box and something heavy-ish in the box) when he has the box in his arms and isnt exepcting anything, wind up and kick in in the balls as hard as you can!!! then when he is on the floor tell him that "cheap shot" was for the cheap shot of burning my car...

tips: wear big heavy steel toed boots and streach your muscles before attempting this, you dont want to hurt yourself...

[zoom zoom]

No one has died playing paintball...

And paintball is 10 times as big as airsoft.

Ya but eye's get poked out.. blood is spilled.. I'm sure you could break the skin and poke out eyes with a airsoft gun at close range, but it won't bruise as bad as a decked out tippman a5 shooting 295 fps, or a spider imagine with e-trigger shooting 330 fps accurately. and it's alot cheaper. Even getting my tanks filled free I could barely afford the paintballs..and they're messy! airsoft is way better if your just playing with friends.

[Damkid]

when your moving out, act like nothing it the matter and act all happy like your moving out, then wait in the hallway with a box of junk that can get broken and it wont matter... maybe use something of his... then when he walks down the hallway, ask him to hold the box for a sec, then pass it to him... tell him he has to support the bottom good so whatever is inside dont fall out (this will work good if you use an old box and something heavy-ish in the box) when he has the box in his arms and isnt exepcting anything, wind up and kick in in the balls as hard as you can!!! then when he is on the floor tell him that "cheap shot" was for the cheap shot of burning my car...

tips: wear big heavy steel toed boots and streach your muscles before attempting this, you dont want to hurt yourself...

^^this!!!!! Definitely :evil4:

[2xclutchin]

This is one messed up situation, but I got space on my couch if you choose MN!! We got decent amount of jobs too, Arctic Cat, Polaris, Digi-key corp., all within 100 miles!

Mike

[Pu241]

Good one, you're on the team. Zoom zoom won't know what hit him. Our combined lethality is approximately that of Chuck Norris' left big toe.

Put me on stand by, in case you want the nuclear option available!:evil:
No prisoners, no mercy!

[anomoly40]

Ya but eye's get poked out.. blood is spilled.. I'm sure you could break the skin and poke out eyes with a airsoft gun at close range, but it won't bruise as bad as a decked out tippman a5 shooting 295 fps, or a spider imagine with e-trigger shooting 330 fps accurately. and it's alot cheaper. Even getting my tanks filled free I could barely afford the paintballs..and they're messy! airsoft is way better if your just playing with friends.

Studies have shown that paintball is safer than bowling or golf. And that Spyder is shooting hot, someone needs to turn it down.

[bravekozak]

If this was my car, I wouldn't lose any sleep. It's just a hunk of rubber, plastic and metal (even though my Festiva is tucked away in a brick garage). Don't bother with revenge. He will get what is coming to him when he does something like that to someone else.

[FFesti_90]

Umm ... don't take this the wrong way, but it sounds like you have a crappy family.

Beat the hell out of him or find something personal of his that he REALLY enjoys then burn that. (Then kick him in the balls with steel-toes.

People's lack of resepct for other person's property now-a-days is appalling.

[TominMO]

Put me on stand by, in case you want the nuclear option available!:evil:
No prisoners, no mercy!

Sorry, you're not old enough for the "hey kid, pull my finger" crowd.....

[Pu241]

Sorry, you're not old enough for the "hey kid, pull my finger" crowd.....

Say what?
DriverOne makes team and I'm too young?:eeeeeek: