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  • This was totally proper revenge for telling my brother to turn down music...

    So I came into my house at 3:30am on Saturday. My brother Jack (who poured sugar into my engine before, thread in the Arena) was listening to Pantera really loud in the living room. I ask him to turn it down and he blows me off, so I tell my mom and she gets him to turn it off. So I go to bed, at 5am he knocks on my door and says "Your cars on fire, heh":









    The fire marshall from Polk County will not do an investigation, and the cops say since I didn't actually see him do it, I can't prove it, even though my Youngest brother said he said something about it that night mumbling in an alcoholic rage. So I am out a car, all because I wanted to go to sleep. I thought it was funny he was just sitting there watching it burn until it was an immediate threat to the house, then he started hosing the car down. My mom got mad at me for accusing him, saying my car was "a piece of crap to begin with" but now, since I'm not home is trying to apologize for calling it that and such. According to her he is gone tomorrow (Monday) but I call crap on that. My friend is lending me his Miata to drive for now; my mom claims she is going to get me a new car with tax return but I doubt it. I am about done with every part of my immediate family.
    Current cars:

    1993 Ford Festiva 5-Speed - Festiclese III - Cousin of the Banhammer - "The Jalopnik Car"
    1984 Toyota Cressida - 2JZGE Swap, Turbocharged.
    2013 Mazda Mazda2 - Exhaust and Wheels (the daily)
    2002 Toyota Tundra - V6/Auto/2WD - The Tow Vehicle.

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    Kill him.
    91GL BP/F3A with boost
    13.79 @ 100, 2.2 60' on 8 psi and 155R12's

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    • #3
      Originally posted by bhazard View Post
      Kill him.
      Ditto! What a :tool: That is just stupid, I'd get payback somehow...
      -93' L BP swap/e-series, coilovers, RIO front swap, redrilled festy drums, Miata 14" 7 spokes.
      -88' Mazda 323 SE, work in progress..
      -85' Nissan Sentra 5 spd.

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      • #4
        Set him on fire, n shoot him in the foot
        -M3NTAL MARK! Woo!!

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        • #5
          If someone intentionally burned my car, they wouldn't be walking once I got done with them

          And needless to say I would never acknowledge their existence ever again, immediate family or not
          Last edited by Damkid; 01-22-2012, 05:24 PM.

          1988 323 Station Wagon - KLG4 swapped
          1988 323 GT - B6T Powered
          2008 Ford Escape - Rollover Survivor

          1990 Festiva - First Ever Completed KLZE swap (SOLD)

          If no one from the future stops you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it really be?

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          • #6
            thats pretty brutal

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            • #7
              Id leave that situation. Unless you've got something holding you down, move out of state.


              Take it back to the back porch, join the 3 string revolution.

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              • #8
                dude, seriously

                BEAT THE #%^* OUT OF HIM.

                If you don't, he's gonna do something really bad to somebody else in another drunken rage, and it might land him in prison. The same prison sentence he would get if he was found guilty of Arson like that. It would be doing him a favor, IMO. Don't just "beat him up"...beat him up, then curbstomp him or something he'll never forget.
                2008 Kia Rio- new beater
                1987 F-150- revived and CLEAN!!!
                1987 Suzuki Dual Sport- fun beater bike
                1993 Festiva- Fiona, DD
                1997 Aspire- Peaspire, Refurb'd, sold
                1997 Aspire- Babyspire, DD
                1994 Aspire - Project Kiazord
                1994 Aspire- Crustyspire, RIP



                "If it moves, grease it, if it don't, paint it, and if it ain't broke don't fix it!"

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                • #9
                  I'm in a loss of words. I would be on a killing rampage.
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                  • #10
                    I think its time to douse your brother in gasoline when he's passed out drunk and light him on fire!
                    89 Festiva L Carby 4 Speed... RIP. Evicted and Scrapped. I HATE MY FAMILY
                    94 aspire 3 door Red -- Former BP, V6 KLDE swap underway! RIP... Rotted and Flooded out...
                    2012 Mazda 2 Touring 5 Speed... It's Very, Very, Very green... Daily Driver
                    1964 Barracuda 360 V8 Push Button 904 Auto, New Money Pit

                    Facebook Me!

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                    • #11
                      Beat the living crap out of him.... Then sell me your rims
                      Going old school...

                      89L Carby FIDO, previously owned by FestivaFred

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                      • #12
                        I'm next in line for those rims

                        So what's next Chris, part out and re coop some money for the next build ?
                        Last edited by M3NTAL; 01-22-2012, 07:30 PM.
                        -M3NTAL MARK! Woo!!

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                        • #13
                          I'm definitely out of the house, just woke up after posting this crap. I don't even really want to hear from my mom or anything; she can buy me all the new cars she want, it'll never fix Festiclese nor will it give back the blood, sweat, tears, and eventually joy that this car gave me. It's funny how one piece of crap will pretty much ruin your life just because of alcohol; people wonder why I don't drink too...
                          Current cars:

                          1993 Ford Festiva 5-Speed - Festiclese III - Cousin of the Banhammer - "The Jalopnik Car"
                          1984 Toyota Cressida - 2JZGE Swap, Turbocharged.
                          2013 Mazda Mazda2 - Exhaust and Wheels (the daily)
                          2002 Toyota Tundra - V6/Auto/2WD - The Tow Vehicle.

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                          • #14
                            too me, there are no words to describe this. like how immature WTF??? could someone be to even Think about doing something like this. let alone your own dang Brother!!! ive given my brother a couple a?# whoopins he'll never forget but id honestly beat him with any hard object around for hours!!!
                            still way beyond me.
                            1992 white L, Bp, American racing 13's, stock trans.
                            1991 White L, BP/F5MR, protege header, full aspire swap with gr2's, seats, and sway bar, 15" konig's, short throw, escort console.
                            1991 blue L, 5 speed.
                            1988 red L-plus-all stock.

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                            • #15
                              Kneecap him with a baseball bat. Thats what you want to do, but don't get in trouble. Does he own a car?
                              If it don't fit, use a bigger hammer!


                              '93 Green L - ' Tiva

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